#chadshipping

[universallywriting]

clearly the worm should join in on this poly action

yeah sure. fuck the worm. life is meaningless at this point so let’s just have an orgy. You know what? @detemtom let’s get Cloud Connie in on this too. let’s explore this tangled web.

First of all, everyone loves the worm and everyone loves Steven Classic, so that’s out of the way.

Connie also loves Pink Steven, but is a bit grumpy over Cloud Connie’s attempted murder of her.

Pink Steven loves everyone.

Classic Steven loves Connie, is also a bit grumpy over Cloud Connie dominating him in front of his future wife Steven Classic also hates Pink Steven, because he’s in desperate need of some self-love.

Cloud Connie loves everyone, but watch out! Because she is 100% yandere and keeps locking people from the polycule in the Room with her.

[universallywriting]

You're shitposting, but I actually kinda like Steven x Steven as a ship? Idek anymore.

[universallywriting]

The worst part about all of this shitposting is that it'll probably actually cause a steven-shipping rise and I won't even know how to feel about it

Feel good. This is the Steven loving himself arc we always wanted.

[universallywriting]

I know your original ot3 was a joke, but I just want to say thank you for defending it. Thank you for defending poly rights among gay rights and such,,,I don't know if this is weird to say but I don't see that often and it's nice to have someone defending the representation, even if that rep started as a joke dbdbd. Anyone saying the Chad's should break up with Connie are just. Terrible.

The joke part is the self shipping. Poly relationships aren’t a joke. <3

I’m demi bisexual and I’m always here to stand up for my peeps. I’m monogamous as hell, but poly is beautiful. Love you very much!

[universallywriting]

I have two things to say: 1. Is this a cult 2. How do i join? ಠ⌣ಠ

1. this is not a cult

2. to join the cult just accept chadshipping into your heart and do whatever feels right

[universallywriting]

I'm sure that the Gems would be happy to see that Steven finally loves himself... at first.

if the gems criticize steven for his beautiful self-love they are a menace to wholesome society and steven should thanos snap them with his god powers

[universallywriting]

I dont think that Connie and her mothers will let her date two guys at the same time. Even if they are actually the same person.

then she is a bigot and worm steven should consume her in a moral act of justice

[universallywriting]

Why you think Yellow Diamond is Connie’s mother?

on jungle moon priyanka and yellow diamonds were shown to fuse thousands, if not millions of years ago. i’m pretty sure that got priyanka pregnant and that’s how connie came to be, because she’s way too awesome for doug to be her dad

(I’m joking, anon. Check the tags. These are all jokes.)