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Inspired by a convo with my friend Bender ^ _ ^

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A funny idea entered my brain and it must be inflicted upon the masses Main 4 heisters, plus houston, plus bain.

Wolf: Which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Bain: y- you were putting it in cold water? Houston: Wolf. Answer the question Wolf. Wolf: Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason Houston: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Chains: Why are you. Putting it in the Microwave. To boil it. Houston: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove Chains: It takes. less. than a minute Houston: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN??? Chains: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE????? Houston: Like seven minutes??? Chains: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that and you use a saucepan Houston: you're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat????? Your stove is enchanted Dallas: Every single person in this gang is a fucking lunatic Hoxton: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?

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Oooooo ok !!!!!!

Aldstone is absolutely coming to the picnic. He will absolutely remember to bring all the kit and probably some reallly good food. I dont think anyone else would remember to bring plates lmao

Vlad is coming too. Aldstone loathes that guy so itll be fun to force them to hang out. Plus he runs a bakery so he will have some cool treatce

And then id probably invite. Chains. Him and Vlad have some shit going on for sure. Would be fun to make them sit down and tolerate eachothers company. And being the resident weapons guy him and aldstone will have plenty to talk about :>

They must have a wonderful time immediately !!

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