Prepare yourself for this is the most disgusting and cringey story there is. Okay, so I was 15. My friend at the time invited me to a New Years party, I convinced my mum it would just be a small get together and she allowed me to go. When I got to the “get together” I realised quickly the sort of party she had meant as there were around 70 people but I was too socially awkward to just leave so I stayed. Lots of peer pressure, around 15 shots of vodka and three hours later I was what the British would say, absolutely wankered. I couldn’t stand, could hardly speak and my entire world was basically a fair ground ride. I was sick and dizzy, I got up to go to the “toilet” instead I stumbled into a bedroom, which had two people going at it on the bed. Full on sex, and I was so shocked and grossed out that my stomach gave up and I proceeded to projectile vomit over them both while they were having sex.