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Neuse: Pierre is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Skye: Punch them in the stomach, and when they double over in pain, kiss them . Always works for me.

Letty: Tackle them.

Trash: Dump them.

Chalyx: Kick them in the shins.

Pierre: NONE OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

Skye: I’m a caster. This knife is my wand.

Chalyx: Oh yeah? What spells can it cast??

Skye: stab.

Letty: Tell them about the birds and the bees.

Trash, turning to her kids: All of them are staring directly at me. Chalyx said so.

Trash: Does Profundis count as 'something old'? Asking for a friend.

Letty: Please do not raise old gods, new gods, borrowed gods, or blue gods.

Chalyx: It's your wedding day honey you raise whatever the hell you want.

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