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Flint: No longer going to pursue the Ninesmith, just going to become a rock, thanks.

Shellie: igneous or metamorphic?

Flint: Neither. Dwayne the

#flint #ana #source: tumblr #shellie

Ssaprina: We should get married.

Inai: We’ve known each other for less than a month.

Ssaprina: And I think I’ve shown incredible restraint waiting this long.

#ssaprina #source: tumblr #inai

if you saw my vent post no you didn’t, I had food poisoning that’s so embarrassing

Seymour: Ishmael. I don’t like women.

Kyojin: [gasp] You… you’re a misogynist????

#source: ao3 #kimsub #gensub #kyojin #seymour #npcs

Thyme: It took 10,000 bees 25 years to make the honey you just wasted.

Azazel: takes 550 bees 2-3 weeks to make about 2-5lbs of honey, where’d you get those numbers

Thyme: I made them up for dramatic effect.

#source: tik tok comments section lol #thyme #azazel #alexsub

Emrys, to Azazel: That’s the secret of life, you have to stay positive no matter what.

Emrys: [falls down stairs]

Emrys, holding back tears: Boy, I sure got down those stairs fast!!

#emrys #azazel #source: tumblr

Oriax: Finish the Titansfall song! Dashing through the-

Therai: -Guild, I need to find syrup. I need all the syrup I can get. Enough to fill 4 bathtubs. I’m going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to achieve maximum velocity. Get ready Marathon.

#oriax #source: lorddarkfetus on tumblr #therai

Viper: Slashory. Henry’s OnlyFans password is in his room somewhere. Find it. Slashory. I- You need it to escape.

#viper #henry #ana #source: you know where this is from.#slash

Valour, killing two men: I just think that war crimes are an important part of the Second Chance Society.

#valour #source: rpgsoc starboard #specifically from Bailey #that motherfucker

Treehouse group chat

Pierre: Hey guys look what I found in the pantry!

Davy: Wtf?? Kill it. Cernunnos: That's cute. It's name will be David. Please make him a little helmet out of a cork. I have just commissioned Neuse to make a small carriage for him, and he needs proper protection to ride it.

#pierre #neuse #ana #source: tiktok #davy #cernunnos

Chalyx: why do people keep on asking me if I'm gay Chalyx: I'm not gay. Chalyx: I'm straight. Chalyx: Straight up depressed.

#kimsub #chalyx #ana

Iris: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Morgan: Nope.

Sunny: No.

Gloom: Absolutely not.

Gloom: Actually, I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.

Sunny: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Morgan: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Gloom: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome.

#iris brismask #sunny brismask #morgan #gloom #ana #redmack #source: this rainbow six siege video is hilarious

Seymour: In my youth, I was quite the quirked up white boy.

Seymour: No one in the village could best me at ‘busting it down, sexual style.’

Anthony: And were you goated, sir?

Seymour, a merry twinkle in his eye: My dear boy, I most certainly was!

#anthony #gensub #seymour #marty #bee #source: jumblejunction on tumblr #robin

Flint: Women should not swear-

Trash: Get fucked.

#source: a book #trash #flint #leesub #flint was about to add “nobody should swear

Pierre: <3

Neuse: wha- huh- how did you do that with your mouth

#pierre #redmacksub #source: tumblr #neuse

Anthony: Today I’m making fucked up little discoveries in my fucked up little hideout.

Teddy: Wh- what makes the hideout fucked up?

Anthony: Asbestos.

#anthony #teddy #source: pukicho

Zander: google please stop showing me sex ads Zander: I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.

#zander.#redmacksub

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