"Who broke it?" but it's the Swords of Sanghelios
Thel: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Rhu: ...I did. I broke it.
Thel: No. No you didn't. Vari?
Vari: Don't look at me. Look at Cham.
Cham: What?! I didn't break it.
Vari: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Cham: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Vari: Suspicious.
Cham: No it's not!
Dimkee: If it matters, probably not, but Mahkee was the last one to use it.
Mahkee: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Dimkee: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Mahkee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dimkee!
Rhu: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Thel.
Thel: No! Who broke it!?
Cham: Thel...Rtas has been awfully quiet.
Rtas: REALLY?!
Everyone but Thel: *arguing*
Thel: *turning to Osiris* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a colo head on a stick.
Thel: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.