Jul 28, 2020
Database: Why aren’t you at the meeting?
Armor TAC: I’ve sprained my ankle.
Charlie: I’ve lost my voice.
Daemon: I’ve hurt my hand.
Presence: I’m seeing double.
Machine: I’ve got a hangover.
Reactor: I’ve got an earache.
Ordinator: I cut my finger.
Idol: My dog’s gone missing.
Funnel: There’s a power cut.
Overlord: My car broke down.
Interceptor: The trains have been canceled.
Fish: The kitchen’s flooded.
Microcore: My cousin just died.
Chamberlord: My sister’s been kidnapped.
Colonel: The army’s closed off the street.
Ice Wyrm: My house has blown down.
Firewall: The vestry’s on fire.
Grinder: Guardian was struck by lightning.
Twofold: My sister’s gone crazy.
Sentron: I’m just staying in all day.