Amadeus: Gloria, great job on your performance last night.
DJ Phantasmagloria: Cool, thanks dad.
The entire room goes silent as everyone stares at Gloria.
DJ Phantasmagloria: ... why is everyone staring at me?
Dr. Potter: You just called Amadeus dad. You said "thanks dad."
DJ Phantasmagloria: What? No I didn't, I said thanks "man"!
Amadeus: Do you see me as a father figure, Gloria?
DJ Phantasmagloria: No! If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me!
Captain Fishook: Hey! Show yer father some respect!
DJ Phantasmagloria: I didn't call him dad!
Amadeus: Don't fret, Fishook. I take it as a compliment.
Steward: It's not a big deal. I called Hellen mom once, and she's my employer.
DJ Phantasmagloria: Guys! Jump on that! Steward has psychosexual issues!
Chambrea: Old news. But you calling Amadeus daddy!
DJ Phantasmagloria: Hey, daddy is not on the table here.
King Boo: But you did call him dad, peasant.
DJ Phantasmagloria: You shut up! You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
King Boo: Ok, so I was lying about the "no brainwashing" thing. But the dad thing? That happened.
DJ Phantasmagloria: AHA! He admitted that his alibi was a lie! All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Amadeus: I believe you.
DJ Phantasmagloria: Thank You.
Amadeus: Daughter.
DJ Phantasmagloria: hnngg.
Amadeus: You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
DJ Phantasmagloria: ... I'd love that.