Jan 31, 2020
In the teacups
Serpci, Morty, and Wolfgeist: *Spinning a little and talking*
Phantasmagloria, Johnny and Kruller: *Flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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In the teacups
Serpci, Morty, and Wolfgeist: *Spinning a little and talking*
Phantasmagloria, Johnny and Kruller: *Flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Luigi: How do you tell someone you love them?
Gloria: You make a mixtape of all their favorite songs and blast it in their room at full volume while they sleep.
Amadeus: You compose music dedicated to them and send death threats to their enemies.
MacFrights: Ya throw a sword at them.
Potter: You grow a bunch of flowers and arrange them so that it looks like them.
Serpci: Drop a snake on their lap and tell them it's a gift.
Captain Fishook: Rob the person they hate and share the loot with them.
Kruller: You try to say it to them but then you run away and move to another Kingdom.
Morty: You deliver the line like it's the last words you'll ever say.
Steward: You don't. You keep those feelings inside and never, ever say them out loud till the day you die.
Luigi: You guys have problems.
Wolfgeist: *enters the room smiling*
Serpci: What made you so happy?
Wolfgeist: What, I can’t smile?
Luigi: *barges in, visibly disheveled, crying* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Nikki, being filmed by Morty: over there is a wild Amadeus, hard at work. He’s been up for 72 hours. He’s on his 27th cup of coffee. If we disturb him, we’re goners.
Lindsey:
Ginny: Let's go poke him with a stick. * All three fly off screen*
Wolfgeist: GIRLS!
The Triplets, racing past the camera: HE’S ANGRY
Kruller: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Steward: Yellow.
Kruller: The correct answer is packing peanuts.
Steward: Oh I see, because you carry the two and–
Wolfgeist: What is WRONG with you people?
MacFrights: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick & it’s the ultimate weapon!
Wolfgeist: Spear.
MacFrights: BLOCKED!
Wolfgeist: Hey Steward, can you hold this for me?
Steward: Uh, sure
Wolfgeist:
Steward:
Wolfgeist:
Steward: That’s your hand
Wolfgeist: How observant of you
Steward, at coffee shop*: Can I get a large vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots.
Wolfgeist: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.