#champi6ns

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Ouch.. I’m only half seasoned 🥲 my girlie be saying ‘I can’t see I’m bliiind BLIIIIND BLIIIIIIINDDDD 😂😂😂

UR HALF SEASONED?... hey that's more a quarter so you're medium rare enough. some ppl like it rare (fully unseasoned), semi rare (quarter unseasoned), medium rare (you!). ur girl ignores ur downside (kidding but not really 🫶🏿☠️), UR COOKED ENOUGH BROTHER 🙏🏿🙏🏿

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[cryingforcrocodiles]

*insert wolf of Wall Street meme* I’M NOT FUCKING LEAVING! THE SHOW GOES ON!

me after united embarrasses me for 30th time this season

[cryingforcrocodiles]

Didn’t know Shawn Mendes plays for Man United 😏 Facundo 🥺

HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE MENDES 😭😭😭 IM DEADDDD. HE DOES NOT BRO

[cryingforcrocodiles]

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This song 🥺❤️

NOT A COLDPLAY SONG PLUS UNITED DONT DO THIS TO ME PLS

[cryingforcrocodiles]

Your predictions 👀👀👀 now... IS THE QUADRUPLE ON THEN

i can only see us ending the season with 2nd place in standings. a not comfortable second. maybe a heart-breaking one. but i see a 2nd, nothing higher or below.

im an idiot i thought u meant like. quadruple points title race blah. No we are WINNING THAT FUCKING FA CUP ... Europa?? Let's talk another day.

[cryingforcrocodiles]

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Live laugh love otters

ai-ai. confession. this has been in my inbox for days on purpose. i rlly just wanted to check my inbox everyday and rewatch it. but it's finally time to answer it. just know i appreciated every single second and it's a new account i follow. i love otters. i love u for sending this to me. thank you.

[cryingforcrocodiles]

Oh look if it isn’t the MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 🥺

... ME??? WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FRIEND. if ur talking about me, i love you soooo bad. one of my fav united moots n the most opinionated one skdjskjdhd 🫂💗 wasn't today a good match? i wanted more ofc (I'm greedy n we def deserved more). but i'm just so happy!! knew we would win (it's everton ☠️) but still shocked that we did, yk? this club has given me trust issues.

i'm going to miss you when women's wc & the season ends 💔 all love 2 u n lovely talking 2 uuuu

[cryingforcrocodiles]

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Me everytime Maguire fucks something up 😂 (I should swear in my language every liveblog tbh 😏)

ALI 😭😭😭😭 i do not see you on dash during liveblogs... probably bc i am also shouting and take it up most of my OWN dash sidjskjdejd I HAVE TO SEE U ANGRILY SWEAR IDK WHY BUT U SEEM LIKE YOU'D BE AN HILARIOUS PERSON ANGRY 😭

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loud & language warning for desi ppl 🙏🏿☠️🤎