#chancetenna

[numberonemikefan]

Heyyyy Annie🩷 I sincerely apologize for my silly outburst earlier, I really didn't mean to make you uncomfortable🩷 I really hope all of this wasn't a deal breaker, I really should've controlled myself better. Do you think you can possibly give me another chance in the future? I understand if not.

- xoxo, @fancy-my-chances

Sure. It’s not a dealbreaker.

I wasn’t going to fire you, Chance. That seems like a.. Well, it does seem like something I would have done a couple months ago. But I’m not going to do that, you fool.

Did.. was.. was that something you thought I was going to do?? Am I still that same whim-prone fool???

[numberonemikefan]

so like theoretically if someone very nice and pink and cute in your circle liked you romantically what would you do

Uhhh, who? I mean, there's a few pink folks around here! There's not too many, but there's enough for this question to confuse me.

I mean, I'm just worried about what Batty would think of it. I think he might be.. jealous of Dados? And some of the other little fellas I'm into.

And I don't know, maybe he's right? I wanna keep Battat for myself too, in a way. It makes me feel a little gross. Am I being selfish? UGHHHH.

[numberonemikefan]

I thought Chancey said he was done with all that con stuff, before. When he was.. being mutated. This is just more conning, more scamming, more falseness.

[numberonemikefan]

He's not GONNA figure it out because he's STUPID!!!!!!!

I HAVE FAITH!!!!

[numberonemikefan]

WHY!!!! HE'S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

I LOVE THE GUY!!! HE'S A PAL!! He's always been there for me. Those kinds of people are hard to come by! Leave the lady alone! It needs space to figure this one out on her own, screwups and all.

[numberonemikefan]

Why not🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT CHANCE TO DIE?????? I LOVE THE LITTLE GUY!!!

[numberonemikefan]

Do you want to kill Chance together. Let's kill Chance Tenna

NO??????

[numberonemikefan]

[gives u Chance Tea]

....

Right. I'm duty bound, as a journalist. Or, uh, journalist-adjacent.

Chance Tea: Goodness, this is so sweet. It's almost hurting my teeth to drink. I need something to balance this out.

It's.. really good though. But I know I should stop drinking it. It smells like cotton candy and tooth decay.

A 7/10.