hi I'm Tari, and this is cool af. Can I be in a brotp with Dorian or Chaol (your call, I'm not sure which one would complement my personality better)? I'm 5'3" and petite, pretty much the definition of "looks like a cinnamon roll but is actually a cinnamon roll" no matter how tough and snarky I act around my friends. I'm actually very soft-spoken and non-confrontational to most people. thanks for doing this <3
So, I started writing this, and it was too late when I realized that I was actually writing you as a sinnamon roll instead of a cinnamon roll. Also, you aren’t really soft-spoken here…
“They don’t take you veryseriously, do they?” Tari asked the tall, golden man.
The Captain of the Guard—who shereally should start kissing up to—said nothing to that. He continued hisexistence of utter silence.
They were sitting in a boring room,Chaol Westfall relaxed in his chair, Tari chained to hers, the wooden tablebetween them desperately deserving a new paint job…
“I mean,” she continued. “They putyou in charge of interrogating me. Or you put yourself in charge ofinterrogating me, meaning you don’t trust your men. Or they’re incompetent andthe king simply refuses to hire a better staff for you to work with. Maybe thepoint I’m getting at is what are youdoing here? More importantly, what am Idoing here?”
“You stole diamonds,” he said,flatly.
“Okay—even if I had stolendiamonds, and I didn’t, by the way—that still doesn’t explain why you are here. Why not send in somerookie?”
He tilted his head. “You, Miss,have been arrested four times on the accusation of theft. Each and every time,you have been released without trial or pressed charges.”
Tari made a face at him. “What? You’rethe expert interrogator or something?”
His face remained in a passivescowl. She couldn’t stand it.
“That’s it!” she declared. “I—I stolesome diamond-shaped bread the other day. In my defense, the baker was marriedand extremely flirty. He’s probably a pedophile or something.”
He sighed. “Just go,” he waved ather.
Two months later, she was arrestedagain.
“I feel like this is the start to agreat friendship,” Tari said cheerfully to Chaol.
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