HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAIR REVIEW
HOLY SHIT ON A FLAMING STICK SOMEONE ASKED ME FOR A LAIR REVIEW. LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED FOLKS.
THE POOR BASTARD BEING SUBJECTED TO THIS IS CHAOSAPPARATUS. LOOK AT THEIR DRAGONS AND WEEP TEARS OF JEALOUSY OVER THEIR SWEET SWEET LAIR.
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. SHE IS THE SNAPPIEST SNAPPER TO EVER FUCKING SNAP. LOOK AT THOSE SPATS. YOU WISH YOU HAD ENOUGH CLASS TO ROCK AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT. I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO A FINE ESTABLISHMENT WITH THIS LADY.
AND LOOK AT THIS FINE GENTLEMAN. HE'S SO FUCKING SHINY IT HURTS. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN BATHED IN SOME SHINY ASS FAIRY BLOOD. AND THOSE SKULLS. LET ME TELL YOU THOSE SKULLS DON'T MAKE ME WANT TO MEET HIM IN A DARK ALLEY WAY. PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'D STAB OUT MY EYES AND USE THEM IN SOME FREAKY RITUAL TO RAISE THE DEAD AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. AND HIS NAME REMINDS ME OF SOME FREAKY ASS DANTE SHIT. IS THIS A DEAD ITALIAN POET IN DRAGON FORM? MOST LIKELY.
HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE LOOPY NOODLE EMBODIMENT OF THE FIRE FLIGHT? I WOULD LIKE TO FUCKING THINK SO. THIS FELLOW IS SO FUCKING RED HE PROBABLY BLENDS INTO THE DAMN LAVA. AND HIS LITTLE SNAIL FAMILIAR. LOOK HOW WITTLE AND CUTE IT FUCKING IS NEXT TO THIS SHIT. FUCK.
I CAN'T. I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN. I CAN NO LONGER LOOK AT THIS LAIR. IT IS TOO PRETTY FOR MY MORTAL EYES. SHIT.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A YELLY REVIEW, MESSAGE ME ON HERE OR ON FLIGHT RISING. TIMEYWIMEYBOX 40814. IGNORE THE WEIRD DUDE IN THE BLUE BOX. HE'S THERE ALL THE TIME.
