Lair Review: Hadarac #36510
Snooty fuckers dont even keep their doors locked check it out
im hanging out with hoity toity pearlcatchers this shit is sincerely deluxe
so anyway here's the deal basically everybody here is naked
i'm not complaining I guess that's a thing when you're this fancy and youve got pearls the size of fucking pomeranians cruising around you just figure hey you know what im not even going to put on a fucking hat today im gonna play bareass pearl volleyball like I usually do
i'm gonna make this guy murinu my top gun my wing man my maverick I think you get the idea look at those god damned wings will you look at that shit you could make those fuckers into a tent for baby lamborghinis camping out on the lawn of their beachfront summer home
im kinda lost in them right now hes probably looking at me funny but that fucking kokomo song keeps running through my head and im swept away to like this tropical sex palace where everybodys a drink that comes in a pineapple
thats what those wings are about
dont know whats up with the muttonchops though
real talk though this lady here eligia is coming back home with me she doesnt know it yet but im totally convincing
gonna sidle up to her and be all hey
hey baby ooh cmon I know a place
oooh I wanna take you to bermuda, bahama come on pretty mamGOD FUCKING DAMMIT that fucking SONG
seriously though look at her shes like a million dollar cybergoth macaron <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 bet her soaps the same color she is bet it smells like freesia or something <3 <3 <3 <3 whatever the fuck a freesia is
im gonna sneak around the back a little so she doesnt see me coming I gotta make my move right
hey check it out its the nests lets just have a look see whats going on he-
guess ill just let myself out then
it was fun while it lasted