#chaospitals

[thetrashpitals]

OH!!!

and happy birthday to my favorite person in the world and best friend in all ill-advised interests (including life), @chaospitals

please follow them, they are so goddamned funny

[qualitystart]

@chaospitals replied to your photo “WHO HACKED PASTA”

are any of them smart enough to hack, or did someone taller just get a hold of his phone

I mean by “hack” I was pretty much thinking something along the lines of whatever the modern equivalent of leaving your facebook logged in on the school library computer is

[doubleminor]

WAKE UP FOR HOCKEY

THANK U I AWAKE I ALMOST FELL OUT OF BED BC I WAS GRUMPY N GROGGY WAKING UP FROM NAPTIME

[saint-patrice]

I was thinking of msging you the giroux post directly but refrained because I forgot to do it immediately anyway isn't it unbearable I love them

it’s nothing short of insufferable, and i really couldn’t be happier for them 

[gustavlindstrom]

seaport is by boston harbor - got rly nice waterfront views & a lot of good restaurants, museums, parks, blahblah. nice neighborhood/commercial district

seafood? has seafood? has yum?????

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

buT WHICH brobean is doing which THING

my gut instinct is to say burky on the ceiling fan, willy with the broom, and latta recording the entire thing for blackmail posterity

[jakeoettinger]

@chaospitals replied to your post “@chaospitals replied to your post “i have the avs tag filtered… so...”

wilson's okay!

but are you sure?

-in other news, a response to this tweet deadass asked if AJ Greer is able to be called up during his AHL suspension which... got a laugh from me. 

[captainmcbabygirl]

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Opening Credits: “Future” - Cut Copy Waking Up: “Don’t Hold Back” - The Sleeping First Day At School: “America (You’re Freaking Me Out)” - The Menzingers [man kid lighten up]Falling In Love: “Gold Guns Girls” - Metric [Sexy ;) tho perhaps not the best love song...]Fight Song: “Out of the Blue” - Julian Casablancas Breaking Up: “Colours” - Grouplove Life’s OK: “Over” - Electric Guest [This is really fitting!]Getting Back Together: “Moon Theory” - Miami Horror Wedding:  “Not Your Fault” - AWOLNATION [this doesn’t sound like a healthy marriage]Birth of Child: “Bigger Than Us” - The Smith Street Band 

Final Battle: “Satellite” - Two Door Cinema ClubDeath Scene: “Get Over It” - OK GoFuneral Song: “Ordinary” - Two Door Cinema ClubEnd Credits: “Raspberry” - Grouplove [I like this as an end credits song.]