#chaotic buddies

[serailovesbagelsetc]

wheezing at the whole discussion. Her being dead convinced that he would be okay in the situation because “you’re Australian”,and him being “no I don’t think you’re listening to me, I can’t make a fire and I foresee a quick death by food poisoning for myself, do you get it?”

He’s almost low-key alarmed, keeps trying to catch her eye as he speaks because he’s probably thinking something like-“Listen to me, if I were to go missing in the woods, I need you to call the authorities instead of just assuming I’ll be okay in there because I am Australian”, meanwhile she’s just like “lol okay bestie,whatever you say“*winks at camera*

[buggaberry]

The Adrien Protection Squad

they’re all idiots and u can’t tell me otherwise

[crimsonsunsets]

❝  If  we  both  stick  to  the  story,  they  can't  prove  anything.  ❞

@venturousheart asked: 💬 (for Steve)

[glitch-in-the-code]

Google: Do you know what your sin is?

Host: Hell, I’m a fan of all seven. But right now I’m gonna have to go with wrath

[glitch-in-the-code]

Google: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day

Host: Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

[glitch-in-the-code]

Google: If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil

Host: Do you have a fucking calculator in your shower!?

[glitch-in-the-code]

Google: Mistakes have been made

Host: Oh for fuck's sake- Where's the body?

[glitch-in-the-code]

Host: What if I start mixing energy drinks and black coffee?

Google, passing by: Hell yeah, there’s no God here to judge us