#chaotic players

[ask-chaotic-creatures]

Hey Chaor! Did you learn any swear words from Chaotic players in the underworld!

Chaor: No, but humans learned swears from us. Some old player named Buzz walked into MY throne room to complain about his son spewing vulgarities... He's a vulgarity!

[kleshisundermystairs]

The moment Mipedians realize the water lifehack that is humans they'll be gaslighting us into thinking they never hated us.

[orangecreamsoda]

Part 2 of my mini series on drawing characters in a child like drawing style.

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[kleshisundermystairs]

Oh god, imagine that Chaotic censors the players' speech so they keep in line with age restriction codes. Imagine trying to explain censor beeps to Creatures.

Wytod: Is that why players go silent sometimes? What do the CodeMasters consider inappropriate, apart from cursing? CodeMaster Hotekk approaches Wytod. He puts a hand on the OverWorlder's shoulder, shaking his head and exhaling.

Hotekk: Wytod, we've known each other awhile, right? Trust me, you don't wanna know. Give a man a mask, or a digital avatar...

[ask-chaotic-creatures]

Ayo, anyone want some ice cream? It’s a really good dessert. I have Neapolitan, Vanillia, mint chocolate chip, cherry, dark chocolate, and pistachio.

Zalvar: Some human introduced it to me. The vanilla is bland, the cherry tastes weird and the pistachio is disgusting. The mint chocolate chip and dark chocolate I did like. I asked him to bring seconds, but he said no. He thought I couldn't handle it. I don't know why he thought that. I eat bones. I'm sure there's another human I can get it off for scans.

[ask-chaotic-creatures]

We see a lot of teen players hanging around in Perim but what's the youngest player you've ever seen? How many sassy lost children are just wandering around Perim?

Bierk: There's this one boy who comes to Mount Pillar alone. They call him Junior. He doesn't look older than three solans. Apparently, his father has a code, too. Sometimes he ports here looking for his son. Glad I didn't have parents like that.

Drabe: The youngest I've seen looked about four solans. Chaotic players consider the Forest of Life a safe beginner's location. I wouldn't exactly agree but they still port here, especially the younger ones. Aivenna and I find ourselves saving one from the environment from time to time.

Shimmark: Probably around three solans. The younger ones I don’t think don’t last long in Mipedian territory. Not just the desert, the oasis too. Even the best of us get lost in here sometimes.

Zalvar: Like four solans. I don't know why, but all the little players come to me wanting to give me head pats. (Outraged) Head pats!

Cameraman: (To Zalvar) I mean, don't take this the wrong way, Zalv, but you're arguably the cutest creature down here.

Zalvar: Cute!? You see these fangs? You see these eyes? You call these cute?

Milla'iin: Many small human children brave our caverns. Many small children to be made soldiers.

Smildon: I've never seen them really small in Prexxor. If any did come here, they were probably eaten before I saw them.

[ask-chaotic-creatures]

(going to use the meta of Chaotic being gone for almost ten years like the other anon did for this). Has the main kids (Tom, Kaz, Sarah, Peyton) changed much or seemed different since you guys last saw them?

Najarin: Thomas has certainly grown up between then and now. He also seems to have stopped caring about the scans and more for us… interesting.

Agitos: KidChaor isn’t as anxious or naive as he used to be… but he’s still Chaor’s biggest admirer. Some things never change.

Wamma: Sarah? Well, she stopped being selfish and a jerk for one, thank Aszil.

Ario: Peyton hasn’t changed at all! He’s still a big jester.

[kleshisundermystairs]

Random thought: Chaotic player plays human music to a creature and one of their songs has them crying because it’s the most beautiful thing they’ve ever heard.