Let's get Chaotic!

Ask blog for the Chaotic cartoon and card game. Got a question for a creature or two? Shoot, just keep it SFW.

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To Maxxor: What type of creature are you supposed to be? Are you an Orc or a Goblin? Or are you your own type of creature?

Maxxor: According to one of Tom's friends, I'm a 'Piccolo' to humans.

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Chaor how does it feel to be rid of that traitor Van Bloot?

Chaor: Raznus isn't the only creature being baited tonight. I know Bloot sent you, 'Levecoli'!

Takinom: I suppose Klay and Krystella dropped him after the Threshold.

Chaor: Whatever scans he offered, they can't be better than mine.

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Hey Chaor. Do you know what happened to Kaal? Because Kiru is your ancestor, and only he knows that happened.

Is this related to Castle Pillar?

Chaor: Ancestor? What are they talking about?

Agitos: I believe the humans call this fanfiction, Your Dreadfulness. (Internal voice) Thank you, Kaz and Sam, for making my job even harder.

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Raznus, what would you say to purification at this point and how have things generally been for you as a Danian?

Raznus: How many scans did Maxxor pay you? I know Intress didn't put you up to this.

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Hey Chaor! Did you learn any swear words from Chaotic players in the underworld!

Chaor: No, but humans learned swears from us. Some old player named Buzz walked into MY throne room to complain about his son spewing vulgarities... He's a vulgarity!

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Owayki may I teach you sign language?

Owayki agrees. The next few hours are spent of him learning sign language. By the time the session is complete, Owayki and his soldiers, who were destoned for a lesson, learn to create the phrase 'screw you, Theb-Saar' with their fingers.

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To the underworlders in UnderWorld City. Do you get visitors outside of the city? Like creatures that don't even live there?

Agitos: Not many, because not many UnderWorlders live past UnderWorld City. Some of them wish to live separate of our tribe, or try to split it apart. As for creatures from other tribes, that is even rarer. You can guess why. We still get plenty of Chaotic players. I must ask what makes us the most popular tribe?

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King Theb-saar do you have friends with in the Mipedians?

Theb-Saar: Barely. Most of my friends before the exile appear to have either resigned or keeled over. Darini is still going at it, at least.

Darini: Is that supposed to be a compliment, My Lord?

Theb-Saar: Oh, but you've aged well. Much better than that elder Sobtjek asked about Owayki. Oh, Owayki. His soul was always too persistent to accept death.

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arias do you have any family members?

Arias: I have my parents and two brothers. I'm the eldest child but I'm actually the shortest. And the least angry. Their temper makes mine look like Vidav's, and I've only seen him raise his voice twice.

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King Theb-Saar what other things you have found besides dragons while you were in exile?

Theb-Saar: What else I found out there? Well, let's see. Sand, ancient ruins and artifacts, that could still be of use against my enemies. Spirits and other things I can't quite explain beyond having a connection to the spirit realm. But mostly sand, and I'm glad to be home. I can't stand feeling it underfoot anymore.

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Grantkae what is the Mipedian royal palace is like?

Grantkae: I cannot say much, but here is what I can. The scenery and decorations are beautiful, as you can imagine, but you can't see everything clearly, or at all. Much of the castle is left in shade as to keep it cool, and there are places even I do not have access to. That would include the king's old quarters. They untouched for solans while Theb-Saar was away.

Passages run beneath the castle, where water from the oasis flows through. That water is brought up into fountains and pools across the castle through pipes. Along with drinking, bathing and swimming, the water is also used for the plants and small gardens scattered across the palace. I've heard some of these plants can't be found anywhere, and that they're descended from the plants of a jungle. A jungle that used to be in Mipedian territory, but I can't be sure.

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Lord Maxxor are you aware about the incident at Dransnkis Threshold? Because it's a time machine.

I'm gonna snitch and say that Kaz told some kid named 'Shady' and alot of chaotic player went to the past for scans. What do you think?

Maxxor: I've never heard of them. Chaor?

Chaor: Maybe.

Maxxor: I knew about the time portal, just not who found out.

Sam: What? Hotekk doesn't hand out time portal scans by mistake... I don't know why he did it. Maybe he wanted to send a message? Or maybe he really did send it by mistake. Guy can take some losses so personally, it's hilarious.

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Bodal and Ulmar what is your relationship now? Ate you rivals, enemies, business partners, friends (which I doubt.), or do you hate each others guts?

Bodal: I haven't spoken to him, but I certainly don't wish to. (Cringing) During Tangath's memorial, I saw he's still missing parts of his brain, from his failed Gigantroper experiment. However, my answer would be none of the above.

Ulmar: (Hushed tone) He's just jealous. I'm an inventor, he's just a glorified file clerk. Why do you think he bullies Olkiex? He's casting his frustration on the poor thing. That aside, I'm indifferent.

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To Chaor, what would you say if I told you I know the Names of the Two Humans who constantly helped Von Bloot? What would you do to them if I have you names and faces??

Chaor: I already know them. Why do the CodeMasters let them off the hook? I thought they go after players who cause problems.

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Takinom,

How did you get your Shadow Knight armor?

Takinom: Brimflame forged it for me. Glad he added tougher metal to the fists, they hit Phelphor's face harder.

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Van Bloot! Do you have a new plan to take over the UnderWorld? I'm very curious.

Van Bloot: Nice try, Chaor.

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Did any Chaotic player bring their pets? Like a Cat or Dog, maybe even a bunny?

Attacat: What are pets...?

Hotekk: Hey, Attacat, I seem to have left my CodeMaster helmet in the studio. Mind fetching it for me?

Attacat: Alright.

When everybody's favorite panther is gone.

Hotekk: No, that was forbidden before any of us were CodeMaster. For once, the relations department knew what they were doing. Not every creatures takes the news of their animal counterparts well like Wytod did. And the less reasons creatures hate us, the better.