Jul 24, 2021
GUESS WHO WENT AND GOT THEMSELVES A JOB???? ya boy. If it wasn’t clear, I mean me. ME. I wore a tie and everything, looked like a proper tool. clarify not a hammer, because you can still touch this, but more like a spanner, because really what are they for?? i, Theodore Puckerman, am a working man, with a fucking vest.
And yes before you ask, I chose Tesco for the staff discount. It’s basically free food at this point, right??