#gradianstarter

[gradianmax]

Can’t believe my kid is almost four months old now. My kid. Fucking wild, still. Anyone know if I’m still going to be having these ‘wow, i’m a fucking dad’ moments when she’s like 18?

[gradiandamian]

It’s been a hot minute since I was in Gradian and I’m so relieved to be fully moved back in!! So here’s me just being nosey as hell, as one should do in a small town. Is literally everyone fucking each other?? Is that normal here now? Is this an expectation?? 

[gradianlochlann]

So I’m assuming the Red Lion is pretty much the place to be in Gradian, right? Or are there other pubs I’m not finding?

[gradianalastair]

I’ve come to the realization that I now fully understand the female experience of desireing whichever hair length I don’t have at the moment. I kept a luxourious mane while I was in America only to cut it off just before arriving. I miss them already.

[asher-mccarthy]

I have been working for the past three nights and now that I finally have a night free, I have no idea what to do. Does anybody have any ideas for me?

[reubenberry]

I just spent an hour as a referee in a debate between two nine years old girls. The subject? if Molly Moon or Harry Potter would win a magic fight. 

[gradiangabriel]

Christmas presents are kicking my ass. I really should have started planning this a lot sooner.

[ffsfuckerman]

GUESS WHO WENT AND GOT THEMSELVES A JOB???? ya boy. If it wasn’t clear, I mean me. ME. I wore a tie and everything, looked like a proper tool. clarify not a hammer, because you can still touch this, but more like a spanner, because really what are they for??  i, Theodore Puckerman, am a working man, with a fucking vest. 

And yes before you ask, I chose Tesco for the staff discount. It’s basically free food at this point, right??