hi zumi!!! on the same vein of some of the other asks, which xen exec/admin do you think is the most unhinged? (sorry for having major team xen brainrot,,,)
Hmmmm... As of right now, I think it's Cassandra!
Prior to V13 I think Geara probably would've taken that crown, but since we now know that he was under the influence of a certain shit bastard's spirit that was lingering around him until he got bodied and was torn into a thousand pieces, we now also know when he's not under his influence he's really not all that unreasonable, is confused as of why he's not feeling any hatred/rage anymore (since that's probably all he's known for most of his life), and even feels a little bad about making a somewhat snide remark about Nastasia and her usefulness.
Cassandra however is looking like she's going extreme lengths to get revenge on the Von Brandt's for whatever reason, plus she's responsible for the Xenpurgis plan, so like... yea. I think she wins out here.
headcanons for my favorite little emo beast! [ DOES A SPIN ]
MY (VERY LONG) ANSWER IS RIGHT BELOW...
Sexuality Headcanon: You take one look at this man and tell me with the straightest face you can possibly muster: “Geara isn’t gay. He’s not into men.” This motherfucker wears eyeliner, has the full MCR fit, constantly talks about Zetta in ways other men in-game have not, he literally SENT Giratina to Zetta on Terajuma Island so he could pick him up like a prom date. THIS MAN??? 🌈🌈 WOULD KISS ANOTHER MAN. AND WOULD ENJOY IT. CHECKMATE BITCHES.
Gender Headcanon: He is the most cis-acting motherfucker ever and yet they are, simultaneously, one of the most trans-looking characters too. Truly a paradox!
AMAB. Transmasc as fuck. But DEFINITELY nonbinary. This guy screams “He/They.” Madame X gives her gayest battles (Valor Mt) to her trans-est soldiers.
A ship I have with said character: Valorshipping VALORSHIPPING VALORSHIPPING V A LOR SHIPPGINGF VALORSHIPGFGFMGHMHG ZETTA X GEARA!!!!! AAAAAAAA UAUA UA GH HG UAUGJJF J GFHGFH GH RGUUHHUGR
( In other words they are SO much to go into, narratively-speaking, and I can’t get all of my words out here but just know I’ve been unabashedly autistic about their dynamic since December/January of this year. GODDD. )
A BROTP I have with said character: I’ve NEVER played Insurgence in my life but I know for a FACT that Zenith and Geara would be best friends/brothers. But I’d also say that it’s probably a good thing they’re in separate games... I can only imagine the opposite, honestly. And what I imagine is pure hellfire. Don’t put these two in a room together they’ll probably bond over their sick-ass legendaries they’re weirdly religious about; explosives and hating children. And dick jokes.
Madelis + Eli are also characters I’d say have a funny dynamic with him... Eli in previous versions used to interact w/ Geara and Geara would treat him with more respect than Sharon so SDHGJFGH that’s definitely something I think about often!
A NOTP I have with said character: Honestly any ship that involves him and a woman. Not only because he’s straight as a swirly straw but because I personally think she could do way better. I think every single girl forced to look at him at least once in their lives deserves financial compensation. Sariah I’m giving you all the therapy money you need once you grow up and have to confront your previously poor taste 🙏
A random headcanon: HEADCANON SPEED-ROUND! 🎇 (woo!)
Geara wears so many cosmetics it’s insane. Earrings, eyeliner, foundation, hair gel, dude definitely uses a hair ironer, SOOO much cologne THIS GUY STINKS, aaand glitter. He puts glitter in his hair, yes. He claims it’s the manliest shit ever.
He enjoys EVERY single Ghost Pokemon. All of them. Not a single one he dislikes. Ask him if he hates one and he’ll punch you in the face and spit on you.
He smokes. Why? Because he thinks it makes him look cool.
He owns a bass guitar, and it sits right in his room! Does he know how to play it? No. He owns it because it makes him look cool... Or so he believes.
He is 5′0′‘. He’s so short you could pick him up.
And finally... He’s actually an AMAZING singer. I’d compare his vocal range to that of Devin Townsend’s. Operatic, can hold notes -- but can also SCREAM like he’s in a metal song. His voice is relatively deep too, so he surprisingly has a pretty silky singing voice! Will he ever sing? No. That’s embarrassing.
General Opinion over said character: i kinda think i’m in love with him but i also wish he’d die
More Jackbox games with the Discord server, so here are some more lovely t-shirts from when we did Tee K.O.
Shutouts to @lion-buddy @spoopy-soup @cafe-cawfee @chaotic-demacle and everyone else in the discord for joining in on the fun!
Here we go again with this. I did this a while back with Badeline and I wanted to do this again for a while but needed something to kick it off again, so I thought, why not do Dark Maddie? I got excited to do this when everyone was drawing her when I first revealed her.
Here are some I got around to making... Sorry if anyone wanted to be included, there were so many of you it would take me forever to get through everyone. DX
Shoutouts to:
@spoopy-soup, @lion-buddy, @tricksterjohn, @chaotic-demacle, @cafe-cawfee, and Grizzlypuff (don't know if they have a Tumblr account or not xD)
