#chaoticigarettes

[senboago]

@chaoticigarettes​ said: 🔐

Send 🔐 for our muses to be handcuffed for a thread

There had to be some cruel joke behind this. Her wrist cuffed to this complete stranger, with some weird properties to it. It was explained to be for him, yet Kaede had other suspicions. Especially now when her predecessor had left his shop without a trace. Nor where the two mod souls there helpful enough to free them.

“Damn it, Kisuke,” She grumbled at the shop. How even did she get dragged into this? She looked down at the cuffs with disdain.

Well they’d be stuck like this for a while. Not even the twelfth could help... not when this yokai had no way of entering the Seireitei. Suppose it’d be a chance as any to explore the town. At least, if he minded. She peered at him in question. “Well... Any ideas?”

[uraharashouten]

"Did you just break a table by laying on it like that ' draw me like one of your french girls' meme?"

“Did I do that? –Did I do that?”

“It’s actually a bit of an existential question—”

[syncopxtc]

💭 + anyone that you haven't thought about in a while.

Send me 💭 + a name and my muse will answer what they think sex with that character would be like (no longer accepting)

“Hm…” The people he’s fond of, the people in his daydreams, he thinks of often. Though, there is one person in particular he’s quick to lie about how much time he spends wondering after her. But it’s been some time since they’ve seen each other, so he guesses that’s a good enough defense. “She’s a relentless monster, but I think she’d be pretty shy, actually. Inexperienced. I’d…” He scratches the back of his neck, getting bashful now. It’s not something he’s ever admitted out loud. “I’d like t’ guide her through it, take my time. It’d be…I dunno, real special, like it’s supposed to be.”

[fidelis--marianum]

chaoticigarettes replied to your post “"If this is because I did a thing and burned some houses that's my...”

"Oh I just assumed that people from your place show up to harass me about dead people which is usually why you all show up anyway. That or those mysterious murders from fires that no human can put out."

While there was some truth in the man’s words—the part implying Soul Society coming down to the world of the living to what he called ‘harassment’, that is—she was here on a completely different, classified mission her captain specifically assigned for her.

“My master sent me here for pure observational purpose.”

Her tone sounded stoic, her expression flat. The response was quite generic, after all—a verbatim quotient instructed by her creator himself to answer any question regarding her visit to the town. She could, of course, sensed that the person before her was more than meets the eye, but seeing as ‘explaining herself to a stranger’ wasn’t exactly on the briefing, the lieutenant simply made a mental note to report the encounter to Mayuri when she returned.

[waspandr]

"Shablamo" Throws his hands up in the air. Although he couldn't enter the human spirit realm he could stand outside where the reapers exited to make stupid gestures and noises.

Well, she was going to visit the shop, see if maybe Yoruichi was hanging around today or not. One thing the Captain didn’t plan on encountering, however, was some greased up monkey dancing at the gate and shouting.

“...”

She’ll use another gate to visit. One without a dancing ‘greeter’.

[hiyorisarugaki]

chaoticigarettes replied to your post:

"So how's everyone's adorable gremlin woman doing?...

“You could smash it in but then you’d never get rid of me. Like a fungus. Oh do you really think they’d try to eat me? I doubt they’d be that stupid.”

“Yer still here baldy? Talking ‘ta me when I’ve threatened ‘ta rearrange yer fuckin’ face? Look kid, I’m tryin’a murder less and yer chipping away at my self-restraint. And ya shouldn’t hit on a girl whose got a boyfriend. It’s bad manners ya fucker.”

[uraharashouten]

"Please put your shirt back on, no offense but not everything is solved with nudity."

[uraharashouten]

"I have a deep question for you stranger, have you ever wondered what the temperature of space is, compared to the temperature of a place that burns just as hot as space is cold? Like what the actual difference is between them both?"

“…as hot as space is cold. Hm.”

“Temperature’s just a measure of the average kinetic energy of the particles in an object,” he points out. “At absolute zero, all motion ceases. If that’s one extreme – what would be its counterpart?” Everything in constant motion? –But how much constant motion?  

“I believe you’re assuming a minimum implies a maximum, but I’m inclined to believe some things have no direct opposite.  –Would the opposite of a parked car be one travelling 50 kph, 500 kph, 5000 kph? How much light is the opposite of darkness? How many clothes must one put on to be the opposite of naked?” Life is full of nuance. Perhaps a metaphorical demonstration is warranted. 

“–no, I doubt there’s a true maximum, but there may be a bare minimum. I could begin removing my garments until we determine what it is?~”