So Emery knows how it feels like to hug a cactus?
Yes, he does and that's why I gave him one because his ideal leads him to self-destructive (and regular destructive) behavior like... you know... hugging a cactus and getting pricked by the spines :]

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So Emery knows how it feels like to hug a cactus?
Yes, he does and that's why I gave him one because his ideal leads him to self-destructive (and regular destructive) behavior like... you know... hugging a cactus and getting pricked by the spines :]
Pastel green for the ask. Even though I have no idea what that stuff tastes like. So you could explain me about it and laugh at my response
I JUST HAD SOME LAST NIGHT I SHOULD KNOW THIS
Fuckin uuuuh... "Mountain Dew Baja has the exhilarating taste of DEW with a blast of tropical lime flavor"
So it's lime Mountain Dew basically, which is BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS I PROMISE because when I typed "lime Mountain Dew" my first instinct was "ugh, gross" despite it being one of my favorite flavors
What makes it tropical? Lime but with the vibes of a mango-pineapple smoothie. Idfk actually lol
Anyway. Sippy the Baja Blast :3
This AU is getting better and better. I'm giggling and kicking up my feet while I was reading this
I’m giggling and kicking my feet right alongside you coming up with ideas for it XD
About Ingo's underwear when he got eebie deebied:
i never thought about this before. But now I can see a red one with Klinks on it. Just a cute thing. Or a yellow one with the text ''Don't pass the yellow line'' Maybe one with a design that looks like the scales of a Haxorus? I'm just thinking up some silly prints rn
Absolutely obsessed with “Do not cross the yellow line” on the back of one PFFFT XDD
But yesss love these ideas of silly prints, the Klinks one is especially cute.
A nervous purple Buneary stands in front of your door. Ummm. Trick or treat? (I have never celebrated Halloween in my life so I'm testing the waters here. Hope you don't mind)
Oh, hello their first time passenger! Welcome to the Halloween Haunt Train. Please, take two pieces of whatever you like!
And have a Happy Halloween!
I think I might have missed something. Who is boss Historia?
Oh! She’s from a different story/AU of mine called the Wardens in Time AU!
That fic is about how Arceus sends Akari back in time… and immediately regrets it as literally seconds after a new Evil Team starts making itself known in the present.
With no other Teenage Protagonists available it decides… you know… it’s not like anything actually ever goes on with the Noble and Ride Pokémon and hey, its pretty sure that one warden isn’t supposed to be back in time to begin with.
So it sends all of the Wardens + the Clan Leaders to three different regions (Alola, Unova, Sinnoh) to deal with the Team Legends problem.
Meanwhile Akari has to deal with the frenzies all on her own. (Classic EVTU-Arceus characterization XD).
As for Boss Historia specifically, her backstory is partially a spoiler (motives wise) but! She used to be in a grief counseling group with Emmet and decided to steal the Battle Subway for her grand plans (also spoilers).
Out of all my ocs I like to tease her a lot XD
Happy birthday. Sorry for forgetting to say it. I hope you are having a great time :D
TYY, (and that’s totally ok you didn’t have to, but still thank you for the well wishes :])!
You are right. Ingo would growl at a qr code on the wall
Ingo, upon seeing new technology he does not understand: grrrr rrrrr bark grrrr