Complex Mathmatical Blunders

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[bananacreamphi]

2021 tumblr

Cheap vs. artificial bread discourse

Polls

It’s ableist to expect people not to commit crime

[pepperandpals]

Coffee filter is haunted

[d4wnd4ys]

Everyone look at my dumbass dog

[lokivonkrusenbusch]

Same tree stump eleven years apart. He still kinda fits 😄

Description for non German speakers reads: eleven years full of adventure, loyalty and unconditional love. From a playful puppy to a loyal companion for life.

[abirddogmoment]

girls walk girls walk girls walk

[andro-oid]

i don’t normally post but the world needs to see my fucked up dog

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[king-the-pathetic]

I wish I was as delighted about running errands as he is

[birdship]

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[roboriders]

[lieutenant-bajeena]

I was always a little drunk when piloting it but don't tell Bright that.

[livias]

[rkfisherphotography]

Sandhill Cranes in the fog

[apjvff]

if you were a mouse, these will be the dinosaurs…

[prokopetz]

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.

[bicokun]

Star Wars using this exact formula with droids blows my mind to this day. Like, they really can’t decide whether they’re actually an oppressed group or genuinely mindless automatons whose inner lives we don’t need to worry about.

[prokopetz]

Given that Solo: A Star Wars Story features a droid liberation activist who's very obviously characterised as a mean-spirited parody of a women's rights activist and whose concerns are consistently treated as misguided and laughable (before they blow her up and use her brain to repair a spaceship), I'm not sure it's that the writers can't decide so much as it that they don't want to say what they really think out loud.

[kevinbparry]

A strange little film I made in 2010 about a mysterious, bearded man in the Arctic...

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[bimmyjimmy]

eepy fluff