#chapgone

[average-acorn]

We fucking on the embalming table tonight

[acornzest]

IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE WEEKS PASS THE DETRITUS

[legolambi]

hello chapgone nation

[wormpiratesblog]

eric chapman flirts with antigone funn upon his very first interaction with her before immediately back tracking when called out. then proceeds to ask her out to coffee for the sake of "friendly competition" after learning she's, in his eyes, a genius (albeit a very strange one) who makes scented embalming fluids. aaaaaaaaand then he goes after her gay best friend georgie crusoe, who would sooner bite her own hand off than say anything nice to him. because. obviously. even asks her to marry him, and whether he was fully absorbed by delusions a level previously unknown by mankind or simply expecting closure in the form of a rejected proposal, we may never know.

so then when he's NOT going after georgie, and the one person who he actually has an outstanding amount in common with is painfully single...well, time to go date the one person on piffling vale so obsessed with herself she doesn't give a single fuck about him! of course, she's interested enough in status to use him as a sort of shiny accessory, being the most popular man in town and all, and, of course, she thinks he's incredibly sexy, because who doesn't. true love, really. oh, and she's married, but no biggie.

my man is literally ONLY capable of pursuing women he KNOWS it cannot work out with. babygirl your imposter syndrome and refusal to let yourself be genuinely happy is so obvious, the only reason no one in this village realized what a little freak you are is because they're somehow even wackier than you.

[old-trenchcoat]

no. 2 of podcast characters dressing up for halloween

CHAPTIGONE!!!! They're dressed as frankenstein's monster and his bride and they (mostly antigone) look incredible doing it. Funnily enough this is my first chaptigone drawing

[transgenderoliverritz]

"try me" "yes please"

"i'd love to have you behind the counter"

im going insane do you understand

[thereweresunflowers]

when i think about how in love eric chapman is with antigone funn it actually makes me SICK like what if. what if you are the tallest person in the village and you are difficult and grumpy and have been alone for most of your life and live in your mortuary and sleep in a coffin and your skin is translucent and people for years aren't even sure you even quite existed. but this man this perfect man this perfect gorgeous popular golden sunshine man sees you and he likes your chocolates and he admires your scented embalming fluid and he respects your work so deeply and he actually he LOVES you! and he's loved you all along! and he's hiding bodies for you and digging up graves with you and sharing his darkest fears with you because he LOVES YOU! YOU, the tall awkward gangly isolated girl! and by the time you realise this you don't even need his love anymore because you've found yourself in the spotlight and been in a naked calendar and pushed yourself and accepted yourself and now he's on his hands and knees begging for you and you KNOW how much you're worth and exactly how well he has to treat you! and he agrees and he'll do anything for you because he LOVES YOU!!! throwing up

[barrioghost]

(WARM)