📱 UM UM SIMON LOU GO
Lydiaaa, Kiley sibling cuteness!
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Just the boring standard tone that Simon’s phone came with; he’s thirty-three and a boring lawyer.
What contact photo my muse has set for yours: A picture of Louisa holding Churro the cat.
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: He really wishes Lou would use proper punctuation.
How quickly my muse responds to your texts: He’s raising his baby teenage sister, she’s fifteen, of course he responds immediately because what is she’s sad?
How often our muses text: Often; he’d text her homework reminders.
How often our muses call: A couple times a week, regularly scheduled.
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: N E V E R
Last text sent from my muse to yours: Lou-ser, I’m not kidding, there should be five cats in the apartment, there’s four. What did you do with the other one, did you steal Atticus for Churro?
