#char's mailbox

[chorbie]

hey there want some seasonally appropriate candy that totally doesn’t have buzzsaws in it?

Unhinges my jaw

DO I???

[chorbie]

Doth thoust spheres drape downwards?

Doth they teeter to the ground?

Could thou twist them in a loop?

Could thou lace them in a ribbon?

YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! YES YES YES YES!!!5

[chorbie]

I put sua in the freezer

Oh yeah well guess what

[chorbie]

thanks for submitting Snorpy in the are-they-the-f-slur poll i really appreciate it

Of course! My pleasure. He makes me feel like a slur everytime I see him

[chorbie]

The grumpuses if all the vowels in their name were replaced with "oob":

Thoob Jooboobrnoobloobst

Cloobmby Cloobmboobrnoobt

Fooblboob Foobddloobpooboob

Woobmboobs Trooboobbloobhoobm

Boobffoobcoob Woobnkloobsnooboobt

Groobmbloob Goobggloobfoobnny

Woobggloob Woobggloobboobttoobm

Troobffoobny Loobttoobbloobg

Croobmdoob Foobcoob

Choobndloob Foobnkboobn

Snoobrpoobngtoobn Foobzzloobbooboobn

Flooboobfty Foobzzloobbooboobn

Shoobldoob/Shoobllsoob Woobooblboobg

Oobggoobboobll Boobttoobrnoobggoobt

Oobloobzoobboobrt Moobgoobfoobg

OHMYNFIRJRB I CANT CUCKING BREATH ehELP OG MYGDIDOKDNFBB

WOOBMBOOBS???

FLOOBOOBFTY???

FOOBLEBOOB??????????

(also oobloobgoobndoobr joobmfooboobt. cant forget about the scrungly archivist who is a part time barista)

[chorbie]

now where's snax

[chorbie]

Snorpy after not surviving

..NO........

[chorbie]

why did you STEAL MY BOYFRIEND DAWG?1?

HUH IM SORRY?? WHAT