#char:impulse

[chubfan135]

*guy who's been basically inactive for half a year* yeah i'm gonna be taking a break for a bit. i'm grieving. yes it's about i.mpulse in the new podcast episode. yeahhh it's gonna be a while. sorry.

[chubfan135]

Will add transcript later (if i don't someone bully me) but ougjghfbfb this clip from the start of T.ango's Taunting Warden's stream...

Hate that the conversation got cut short when he went in to smack S.kizz with the spear at that exact moment. I wanna know what zupa toscana & pecan pie did to your stomach! Was it loud was it painful were you bloated were you full of cheese and had no idea what day it was (iconic T.ango tweet, i'm always saying this). Come on, stop spitroasting S.kizz and spill! I.mpulse clearly wanted to know too, since he was asking the question

[chubfan135]

Game theory: I.mpulse is better at tanking those shocks because he's got that extra layer of chub to absorb the zap before it hits his muscles, therefore demonstrating why it's actually awesome to be fat ← guy who has no idea how shock collars work

[chubfan135]

Your post about potential Im.pulse / Imp & Sk.izz stuffing moments reminded me of about one of my fave Naked and Scared bits, where the guys joke around about Sk.izz feeding Im.pulse so much food that he cries about his tummy hurting. Season 19, episode 2, slightly after the 6 minute mark 👍

(I also have a few Zed moments in the memory bank, except most are from streams and about the cc, so I'll only share if asked.)

I have got to watch N&S properly some day... Thank you for providing a timestamp! I'll definitely check that out because oughh... what a scenario.

S.kizz would be THE BEST feeder for I.mpulse oh my god. All of Imp's hangups and hesitations around food and pleasure, the rigidly structured meal plan that falls apart every time he forgets to eat after getting stuck in a project... Not anymore. No need to worry about any of that now, Dippledop, just relax and let S.kizz take care of it all.

What, you're full? Well that can't be right... There's still plenty left on the plate, and S.kizz would never make a mistake on his portions like that. S.kizz knows just what he needs, knows exactly how much will make him feel so good and happy. Impulse probably just, uh... tightened his belt one hole too many by mistake this morning, that's all! He still has room, he can finish this plate no problem!!

Just... Maybe a little break, first. Those drummer hands give phenomenal belly rubs, and he could really do with one right now 🤤

(also I know I'm getting to these asks pretty late but please do send the Zed moments, cc stuff included!)

[chubfan135]

they call him impulse because he cant help himself around a plate of donuts :3

Call him S.V the way Im pulsh ing endless plates of pastries towards him and watching as his resolve crumbles to pieces the second he catches sight of the first sweet treat 🥰

[chubfan135]

Brb guys I'm gonna go daydream about the alternate timeline where I.mpulse forgot his spare MCC team jersey & had to go with his too-small too-tight original one, which is also the timeline where he gives into his, heh, impulses and goes to town on the donuts they apparently had available in the backstage lounge. I just.

Oughhh. I.mpulse Stuffed Very 🥰

When the whole team walked out onstage at the start & one of the hosts was like "they look so fit". HELL YEAH FIT TO BURST FROM HOW FULL HE IS. In my head. I'mb so normal about this man help 🤤😳

[chubfan135]

One thing this season of hc has taught me is that the S.V in "I.mpulseSV" actually stands for Sex Voice. Mhm mhm trust me.

The Hot Ones "oh my god~" yes, we all know it and love it— but there's also the complaining in Cub's labyrinth, the deep sighs and frustrated whines when he's struggling at parkour, the noises he makes every time someone jumpscares him and he gets all out of breath... It's insane he's insane and I need to hear the kind of whimpers and moans he'd produce with a belly filled with food. FUCKKKKK 😳

Give me a mukbang channel. Give me a sponsored "meal prep" stream where the On Break screen glitches out and he has no idea everyone can see him demolish all those delicious easy fresh meals™ he said he was getting up to store in the fridge for the next few days.

Give me Imp N S.kizz Pod 100th episode celebratory drinks but now it's also a pizza party, and a slightly tipsy I.mpulse makes it into an eating contest, and now he's panting and groaning on the couch trying not to burp and trying even harder not to focus on how good S.kizz's hands feel as S.kizz rubs his Homie Buddeh's bloated belly ("because that's what friends do, Dippledop!").

Hell, give me the exact setup of the Hot Ones challenge, without the demon-level sauces but double the wings and the milkshakes— I guarantee he'd make the exact same fucked-out sounds if you replaced the excessive spice with an excessively stuffed gut and it. Would. Be. Glorious. 🥰🤤

[chubfan135]

OK the ender cup was genuinely insane because the lime llamas started talking about shirt sizes and um. how apparently Minecraft events with jerseys are notorious for making them smaller than expected. and all I could think about was that it just sounded like they gained weight..

joel literally said the tightness was because “he hadn’t been to the gym enough for it to be ok” he also said he wanted to take it off because of how uncomfy it was. awesome!

then impulse told the story of how a similar thing happened to him, but at a real life event, and how embarrassing it was 😳 I think I would do anything to see a recording of said event.

HELLOOOO 👁️👁️ I'm literally downloading Imp.ulse's VOD while typing this lol. Body/weight talk comes up pretty often during Imp's streams, lovely to know there's more of that to look forward to in this event; but Joel is a fantastic surprise hell yeah... we're eating so good this event 🥰

Both of those guys had facecams on, right? God. Imagine them getting up for a break between streams. Having a big stretch, and the jerseys riding up a little... & Joel didn't stream from his own setup, so he wouldn't quite know where to be "off-camera" either 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️