ok hear me out a modern day monstrous regiment where the regiment sneak into an all boys (transphobic) frat because it's the cheapest accommodation nearest to their uni.
shufti is there to get revenge on the guy who got her pregnant and ghosted her (looney tunes shenanigans ensue bcs shuftis disguise is terrible but somehow the guy dosent recognise her (like mby she is just wearing a santa claus false beard from the 2 dollar shop but people assume it's real idk))
pol/ozzer is there cos no one has heard from her brother in months and she's trying to find him (he got an art residency and just forgot to tell anyone)
wazzer is just there to preach to the degenerate masses (most people think this is a bit but they are 100% genuine)
i have more but i can't be bothered typing it out rn so lemme know if u wann hear more
