Beating the dyslexia allagations

The Bastard - He/She - Australian god i love discworld so much and starwars and gomens and concreat

[substitious-bastard]

pfp from an amazing picrew made by @elena-illustration!! (links under the cut <3)

intro post ig

hi i'm the bastard/bastard/i don't really care how you refer to me, my pronouns are in my bio as are fandoms i'm commonly obsessed with, you have no control over what i rb so yknow, give up now, the bastards bullshit is the tag i use for original posts and i reckon that's it

also i have several ocs and will cry if someone asks abt them, ask box is always open and if you came here from the time loop post hi :)

i am forever and always a discworld girly to and understand that will forever be the cross i bear

have fun be nice love you <3

links to elena-illustrations picrews (the pfp is a silly lil guy maker but the others are genuinely so cool, highly recommend checking them out!)

ElenaA's Little Guy Maker

For my beloved friends! 💛 🌟 This picrew is for non-commercial use only! NO NFTs and NO AI ⭐ You're welcome to post this picrew or use it

ElenaA's Kiss Crew

For my friends :) 🌟You can make a kiss, or a simple side-view. (All options for the second character can be unselected.) ✨ This picrew i

ElenaA's Windswept Oc Maker

🌟 Hi! I made this for my friends to enjoy. Be sure to check out the different colors so you don't miss any options, and beware of blood! ✧(

[rowanisawriter]

[allthegothihopgirls]

lowk getting paranoid about this heart pain.... could die.

[walnutsupreme]

(hasn’t inventoried my spices in a while) ohhh i got plany of thyme

[taifern]

superbat yay

airplane ears were my favourite thing to draw

[daalcuntynatural]

remember when dean was supposed to murder john in the og pilot. i think about her every couple of months. patricide bliss

[yumitora]

if i was a psychiatrist and will graham was my patient i would have busted a vein why the fuck are you as my patient asking “how does that make you feel” back at me you little asshole it is a therapy question for YOU. why are you making your sinister situationship with that posh homo vampire everyone else’s problem bro i asked a question about the nature of your destructive connection with him and now you’re quoting dante’s divine comedy back at me in a way that i suspect is threatening my life? just kill me it’d be less painful than you coming in next session

[a-little-cretur]

bedelia de maurier speech bubble

[folkloregirlfriend]

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

[my-dailydreams]

[hannigramfeels]

[rsmrnn]

Layers

[substitious-bastard]

Hannibal (nbc) loooves to write a sex scene where you’re unsure whether or not it actually is a sex scene until about 50% of the way through

[irreparableteacup]

[orpheuslament]

"im gay" "im straight" well im one of those pitiful things sometimes born in hospitals. they feed it, keep it warm, yet they dont put it on the machines. they let it die. but he doesnt die. he looks normal, and nobody can tell what he is.

[orpheuslament]

watching hannibal nbc smiling & nodding my head yes the entire time so everyone is aware that i fully condone murder cannibalism manipulation gaslighting dismemberment mutilation power imbalances medical malpractice kidnapping filicide codependency deeply unhealthy relationships violent acts as a conduit for sexual desire & as a way to express devotion abandoning your wife & kid for a serial killer & being overall a pretentious piece of shit

[cannibalismposting]

[devineroticism]

man what the hell is hannibal even about and why is there so much bondage-y stuff

[stumpelumpen]

I find the trout to be a very Nietzschean fish.