A lesbian, a domestic terrorist, and second on the school rankings? None of this is true, and your credibility is nonexistent. I hope Dean Weinzapfel finds you and puts a stop to this once and for all.
Ms. Broussard, your insistence of your heterosexuality, lack of plans for domestic terrorism, and so-called intelligence only makes me think that all of my calls were right! Besides, your GPA was .01 lower than both Emmett and Meredith’s, this is your fault, not mine. Don’t go crying to Clarence because you’re scared.
xoxo
P.S. Accusations of you committing domestic terrorism is the coolest you’re ever going to get.









