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[letroadecjustice]

FMK: Eros, Emmett, and Acacia.

Easy! Marry Eros, he seems like such a romantic. Fuck Acacia, because I like blondes. Kill Emmett, because he’s fucking annoying, like seriously, who wants to hear about how he schooled some professor for the rest of their lives? No, thank you. 

@eros-illiades @acaciabuchanan @emmettxclermont

[letroadecjustice]

FMK: Natalia, Dae, and Dan

Tough one! So I’m going to go ahead and said fuck Natalia, I feel like she’s into weird stuff, like if it’s not good at least I’d have a story to tell. Marry Dae, because he’s a sweetheart. Now, I don’t want to kill Dan but do I want to fuck him? No. Could I spend the rest of my life dealing with him? Also no. Tough luck. 

@nataliadeleon @daejungpark @dan-mercier

[letroadecjustice]

Since it is news to me that I have or have ever had one boyfriend, let alone boyfriends, plural, perhaps you might also let me know where I found the time for that.

See, Meredith, in my mind, you maintain a haram of freshman boys who are part scared of you part turned on by you, your ‘boyfriends’ if you will. So it’s less you find time for them, because they do all the grunt work that would’ve kept you busy otherwise. Do you follow my logic?

[letroadecjustice]

who do you think is the kinkest in town?

I am 99.9% certain that Dr. K likes to get spit on sexually. Also, I have reason to believe that Meredith probably pegs her boyfriends. 

@drkoenig @meredith-la-magicienne

[letroadecjustice]

am I the only one who think that the tension between tillie and natalia is sexual in nature?

We’re running out of pairings to talk about with the freaky French class, aren’t we? They’re all going to be lesbians by the end of this! Including Dan.

@charbroussard @nataliadeleon

[letroadecjustice]

I am not a lesbian? And if I were Tillie isn't even my type.

You’re from Utah and you think you’re not a lesbian? Okay, carpetmuncher. 

(Also, saying Tillie isn’t your type does NOT help your “I’m not a lesbian” campaign)

[letroadecjustice]

A lesbian, a domestic terrorist, and second on the school rankings? None of this is true, and your credibility is nonexistent. I hope Dean Weinzapfel finds you and puts a stop to this once and for all.

Ms. Broussard, your insistence of your heterosexuality, lack of plans for domestic terrorism, and so-called intelligence only makes me think that all of my calls were right! Besides, your GPA was .01 lower than both Emmett and Meredith’s, this is your fault, not mine. Don’t go crying to Clarence because you’re scared. 

xoxo

P.S. Accusations of you committing domestic terrorism is the coolest you’re ever going to get.