Burning Lannisters is Genuinely Empowering
You guys know how I ALWAYS talk about how cool it would be to burn Lannisters? But I put a Lannister on my council so of course he’s always like, “blah, blah, blah, NO KILLING.” Well I was hanging out in a cave with the Stark guy looking at weird drawings I think he made himself but not wanting to say anything because you guys they were really not good. Also, you know, kinda seeing if he was down to maybe do stuff but trying not to let him know I was, and then Tyrion tells me my whole plan is pretty much ruined, which, like, of course, right?
And all my advisors who aren’t dead were just, “Walk back to the castle, you’ve spent too much time on the beach” and I’m like, “The beach is the whole reason I came here and it’s not even a good beach!! There’s a cave sticking out of it!!”
Because, like, I have the dragons, I have an army, why not use the dragons? The thing is, I enjoy burning people. If that makes me bad that makes me bad, but you can’t go through life worrying what other people think.
So I rode Drogon over to where the Lannisters were. Honestly, riding the dragon that far got a little annoying because I don’t have special dragon riding gloves and your hands get itchy, but for the most part I think I’m pretty good at it, LOL. After that everything gets kind of hazy, but I think I burned a lot of people. Like, A LOT.
Another annoying thing is after a few breaths dragons get kind of a weird smell, but I can’t make a face like “Eww, Drogon” because I’m going to be the last thing these Lannister cowards see before they die so I have to look cool, but you guys my eyes are watering because of the smell and I guess because of the whole dragon gimmick people think, she’s immune to it. If anything it’s worse because I’m the one riding the dragon, and, like, all possible smells a dragon can give off for some reason kind of combine right where I’m sitting. I considered bringing nose plugs but then people think, you know, allergies, maybe she’s not the true queen.
Then somebody shot Drogon and I’m thinking, “oh, what smells is this going to unleash now,” but I try to help him because I’m not an asshole and some Lannister guy charges me with a spear, while I’m helping a sick dragon!!?
I cannot believe these people.
ANYWAY, I think that guy’s dead or underwater or whatever and I’m standing there thinking I don’t get why everyone says war is so bad, LOL. OBVS if you don’t have dragons it must suck, but that’s not my truth.