#charstar meme

[unidentifiedspoon]

★

shep LOVES mountain dew. like a sinful amount she loves mountain dew

(For every “★” I get, I will post a fact about my characters.)  

[unidentifiedspoon]

★★★★

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#1 fathi is so fucking g ay and the first time she tried to impress camilla valerius she brought her a bouquet of lavender

lavender is the only flower cam is allergic to

rip

NUMBAH 2 sometimes if she’s really drunk and really angry and really depressed hawke will wish for just a split second that carver had died instead of bethany

she is Fucked Up about this and mostly tries to forget she ever thought that

THREE the first time hawke meets warden cousland she stammers and actually trips to hold open a door for her

basically she has a super mega respect boner for cousland

and…is also slightly afraid of her lmao

AAAAND FOUR helena falls asleep in dorian’s chair a lot. eventually he just drags in a few big pillows and she curls up like a cat in a nest. she falls asleep in a lot of places around skyhold actually and then nO ONE CAN FIND HER CUE THE PANIC BWAAAAAAAAAAoh wait she’s just sleeping in a bush. nvm

(For every “★” I get, I will post a fact about my characters.)  

[unidentifiedspoon]

★

hawke is dyslexic and reads really slowly. carver reads faster, bethany definitely read faster; she still has to concentrate to read. she starts teaching fenris and he outpaces her within weeks and she’s really really testy about it

[unidentifiedspoon]

★

lessa has three accounts on galaxy of fantasy.

a level 500-something turian paladin named Xx_Archangel_xX; the account gets hundreds of PMs every day from fanboys and she always responds in a batman-style dramatic intense tone and it drives garrus batshit insane. she refuses to join a guild and always responds with this message:

*smirks* Sorry..I work alone *disappears using limited edition Hahne-Kedar cloaking technology*

[garrus screams in distance]

THE OTHER ACCOUNT is her main and its like…level 612 or something i think that’s the cap. anyway its an asari vanguard character who wears the starting armor and uses no weapons but her fists and still destroys everything. she solos literally every boss known to man and nearly dies every single time but somehow always survives. will absolutely wreck anyone talking shit but any noobs that ask for help she’ll just give them like a million in-game credits and answer any questions they have. this is the account no one knows she has

the other-other account is level 3, the name is Commander_Shepard, is the most basic of basics as far as class/race combo, and has literally infinite credits installed on it because the company messaged her warning her against slandering a public figure and she messaged back with a selfie like ‘✌️ sup’ and they flipped out. it’s probably eventually going to leak to the press and that sucks because then she’ll have to make it look good and this is the shittiest of all accounts. she gets into flame wars a lot

(garrus makes a point of sniping Commander_Shepard whenever she wanders into a pvp zone)

(eventually she gets annoyed and switches to her main and destroys him)

(#worth)

[unidentifiedspoon]

★★★★

bless u

hawke once ate a milipede on a dare. she regretted it immediately but totally won a whole sovereign

for reference she flat out refused to take a dare to eat an orlesian crepe

(im counting that as one fact fight me)

FACT #2 helena has the most freckles of any of her family members. vivienne refused to even try and cover them with powder for halamshiral and it was ~*~scandalous.~*~ 

one of her older sisters has a few “””tasteful””” freckles here and there and teases her mercilessly for it

helena is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and likes them just fine

FACT #3 kylara’s real name is carlotta

FACT #4 lyra gets horrible sunburns

(For every “★” I get, I will post a fact about my characters.)

[unidentifiedspoon]

★

okay HAWKE FUN FACT TIME she can’t heal. like at all. she’d probably manage to make a papercut into an amputated finger by poking at it tbh. all that talent went to bethany and hawke is purely a destructive force and deep down she’s Upset About It

(For every “★” I get, I will post a fact about my characters.)