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I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

astrangeenchantedboy

whos-this-lisa-person

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

anxeious

part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #asshole research transport #my mb art #eyestrain tw #part 2 of katie tries to do Something #skipping along happy as a clam trying to come up with random horrible things to put in various frames. average tuesday #smashing publish before i can second guess this for another billion years .

charliebot-art

cant let the bitches know we FEEL things

charliebot-art

[ID: A colored comic featuring Murderbot and ART from the Murderbot Diaries. Murderbot is a lean tan android with shaggy blonde hair, wearing a blue tshirt with white metal on its upper arms and seams on its face. Murderbot is sitting at a computer terminal, bleeding from multiple wounds. Panel 1: Murderbot leans its head on its hand and looks sad. “RIP. I was always into you.”

Panel 2: turn to show the computer screen that he is sitting in front of. A simplistic pixel face appears, looking unimpressed, with text on the screen reading: “? WORST CONFESSION EVER”

Panel 3: Murderbot jerks upright in shock. “You are not dead?”

Panel 4: Murderbot begins to slump to the ground, more blood pooling on the desk. “I lied.”

Panel 5: Only it’s arm is still on the desk as it continues to slump. “You are nothing to me.”]

#art but its the ac unit from brave little toaster. yeag #murderbot

regalbois

so-called "free thinkers" when chipmunk outside

penumbralwoods

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

penumbralwoods

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why