en garde, dickhead

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[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[tamamita]

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[pocketsizedpanther]

Anyways, time for the real met gala

[sartorialadventure]

African Magic Viewers' Choice Awards

[philateli]

wait this seems to be missing some of my favourite looks

[kettle-bird]

The good thing about being a construct is that you can't reproduce and create children to argue with you.

[ASR | AC | RP | ES]

[bakedbananners]

hey girl. I mean. SecurityUnit.

[daftpatience]

burgerbot i would do anythign for yoyu

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[suckunit]

i don't think i've properly expressed how much of a pervert i am for thorough documentation

[suckunit]

and when the color coded sticker tabs come out? panties hit the FLOOR

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[documentary-of-a-rogue-secunit]

Tbh I'm not sure collapsing down your ribcage is normal for SecUnits. I think Murderbot used its freedom to become the SecUnit version of hypermobile. Three spends too much time with Murderbot to register this as weird I think but one day MB is gonna take a finger off to inch it under a door to open a lock in front of a different rogue and it's gonna be like "what the fuck is wrong with you."

[browningtons]

lmao bruh

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[mongeese]

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

[jackkdaniels]

extremely good trope: injured character sees their own blood on someone else who's otherwise unscathed and gives a concerned "are you hurt?" double points if they're so injured they're barely lucid

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]