#chatlife

[roeiboot]

got a visitor at work, twice. #Maxine #chatlife #caturday #Instacat #homeoffice

[scullyphile]

i mean your mom is the reason there was a spool in the crotch

@campaignofmisinformation

[shortchat]

klay_123: did you guys see that shit about the heist in london?

shortcat: no i didnt what was stolen?

klay_123: $400million US worth of gems

klay_123: and jewelery

shortcat: ooo neat

klay_123: they should make a movie

klay_123: all done over easter weekend, nobody there everyone had their shit locked up

batbro: it's steven trying to free his alien rock lesbian comrades

[shortchat]

an Australian came to chat

klay_123: i am from da future

klay_123: wednesday was ok guize

solo: is Tony Abbott still a cunt in the future?

klay_123: yes

[shortchat]

tikihead: @loaf http://i.imgur.com/f6TvUuH.jpg

tikihead: new hat?

shortcat: lol

loaf: fresh hat

loaf: I'd wear it

shortcat: thats a chill hat

shortcat: very cool

tikihead: let it go bruh

[shortchat]

Downtown Arbys

elltc: IM WATCHING DOWNTON ABBEY AND HAVING FEELS

n4te: downton abbie

shortcat: downtooon giiirl, she was livin in that turn of the century woooorld

cobrafeet: dontown abbie

n4te: downtown ably

shortcat: downtown arbys?

n4te: lmao downtown arbys

elltc: curly fries upstairs

elltc: steak fries down

shortcat: looooool

shortcat: now I want to see a youtube series about downtown arbys

elltc: no feels just fries

[shortchat]

[18:40] n4te: i liked dr who more when it was called bill and ted

[18:41] shortcat: WYLD STALLYNS ROCK

[18:41] tikiheaddd: keanu was the best doctor

[shortchat]

[01:02] dandelion: That's basically my sexuality right there.. I am too lazy to masturbate why not someone else

[01:02] shortcat: ^

[01:02] shortcat: lazysexual

[01:02] droogie: lol

[01:02] dandelion: Lol

[01:03] p0ns: lol

[01:03] shortcat: new tumblr thing

[01:03] drsquid: that should be a new tumblr movement