#chatonesque

[toxinlove-blog]

                                “     maybe  I’m  more  human  than  I  want  to  admit     .     “     INDEPENDENT  POISON  IVY     .     PROMO  CREDIT     .

[yasperalta]

@chatonesque and @yasperalta are now taking applications for our very own akiva schaffer applicants must be 20, the shit, thoughful as fuck, a good listener even when they're exhausted, crazy hygenic, and they must have that diaper money... tiny eyeballs are not a necessity.  all interested parties please feel free to send in a picture and their best akiva impression as well as evidence that they could probably direct some stuff and write comedy. extensive knowledge of the lonely island and their music/videos/movies is required. responsibilities of an akiva schaffer include but are not limited to:  + being the rock of the group  + being soft-homo  + willingness to be lawrence dunn + helping to write dope but terrible raps  + willingness to have a call at 3 AM about absolutely nothing + wILLINGNESS TO GAIN TWO DUDES WHO ARE UR FAM.  if this video resonates with you, you’re prolly hella fit to be akiva schaffer. write us and tell us why! normally job applications don’t say this kinda stuff but we’re pretty light and breezy. if you’ve got a turtleneck and chain u are 100% qualified so jot that down.  SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY THIS IS A SERIOUS THING AND WE’RE SERIOUS ABOUT IT. thank u,  2 guyz xoxox

[thewolveriine]

@chatonesque 

   ‘ what?  ’

[cxdmus]

‘ i know that doesn’t belong to you. ‘

[ normally, kon doesn’t get involved with petty crimes like this. if it’s not at least a city destroying threat, he tries to keep his hands clean. but how’s the old saying go? when in gotham, do as gothamites do. ]

@chatonesque

[mnstrous]

“ an order’s an order. ” and even though he firmly believes the words, and would in most any circumstance remain steadfast in his case, the rebel’s face softens at his friend’s gaze. “ how about we cut a deal?? ”

— @chatonesque ( continued from x )

[runrisk-archived-blog]

my precious bb blues 

[anachronistical-blog1]

「 @chatonesque. 」 

「 ⊹ . ⋆ ┄─━✰ EVERYWHERE & EVERYWHEN. ✧. ⋆ 」 

     ❝ are you, by chance, here to STEAL the hope diamond ?      because           if so  ----  ah, this is a little AWKWARD, but i’m afraid i am too. sort of           need it for a thing. a VERY IMPORTANT thing. i’m really very sorry. ❞ 

[chatonesque-archive-blog]

gambithief, driftsspace, reactoring, riskrun, and yourself

POSITIVITY !!

i honestly do not know too much about @gambithief. i’ve seen them around and what few run-ins we’ve had have been pleasant! they seem more than kind, from what i’ve heard and their theme is cute!! 

oh my gosh, i’m just getting to know @driftsspace but i have nothing more than glowing reviews to give. sarah is so funny, in just the Best Worst way . our interactions both ooc and ic have been nothing but enjoyable! they write peter well and seem to have a great time doing so! it’s refreshing.

aww, @reactoring does a really good job with tony. you can tell that ashley puts a lot of thought into his character and how he’s portrayed. what few times we’ve interacted have been positive! i wish them nothing but happiness and the most comforting dessert of their choice.

i don’t know who the HELL @riskrun is but i’m sure that if i did that i would say they’re a very amazing person?? that they make my day a little brighter every time i talk to them and that they’ve taken a muse and made them their own in a realistic and well-developed way. and idk, if knew who tiger is i’d probably say they are a sweet angel and being able to hear from them is like getting a cozy hug every day!

@chatonesque?? i’m sorry i have no idea who that is. yikes.