#cheap koala

[daehyunxcr]

o mg ok -rubs my faec all over ur big booty- so soft wow how do u do it

o wow ur a freak i like it 

idk MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE

oh wait wrong commercial gdi 

[daehyunxcr]

o mg yeah it's me ugh stop callin me a cheap koala and let me rub your butt pls :((((

ya my butt is sore pls rub it :—) 

[daehyunxcr]

-twerks and crawls up his leg and pokes his big butt-

who said i had a big bUTT 

god dam it 

[daehyunxcr]

why are you calling me a nugu whyyy -crawls away- psh you're not even a pro stripper cause everyone knows pro strippers are called son naeun

because you’re a nugu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

no but i heard that hobos are called son naeun

whoops did i just say that

yes i did

snaps fingers 

[daehyunxcr]

-squishes- YOU DO WHAT I WANT. -squishes harder- excuse me i am the swagg!e mast3r here.... swag lvl infinity sorry

don’t squish me = 3 = 

YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT

pls tell me your kidding

swag level -43589347694689045

[daehyunxcr]

-slaps- i aM NICE!!!!!! you are just misunderstanding my actions -flips hair-

holds onto cheek

omG WHY THE SLAP

WHY THE SLAAAAAAP

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME SENPAI

Y U DO DIS 

WHERE DID ALL THE NICE GO 

[daehyunxcr]

Sorry I don't know who the nugu is here but it definitely is not me -flips hair- GIVE MY CUSTOMERS BACK TO ME YOU CHEAP HUMAN

you’re the only nugu here

no can do mang gtfo

I’M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY SUCCESS 

LIKE LOOK AT ALL THE NEAT STUFF I’VE LEARNED SINCE I’VE BECOME A STRIPPER

[daehyunxcr]

-stabs you- STOP TWITCHING GOSH... you are messing up my swag. 5 dolla not enough who u tink u r why do I even talk to you, Daehyun. PSH OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A GIRLFRAND (called not-cheesecake)

(/covers himself with a shield) YOU CAN’T JUST TELL ME TO STOP TWITCHING I DO WHAT I WANT. …..what swag u have no swag u have no game swag level -34234234 idk ur talking to me now so oNCE YOU’RE IN YOU CAN NEVA GET OUT. I’M STILL CONFUSED WHAT