#xxnaeun

[daehyunxcr]

o mg ok -rubs my faec all over ur big booty- so soft wow how do u do it

o wow ur a freak i like it 

idk MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE

oh wait wrong commercial gdi 

[daehyunxcr]

o mg yeah it's me ugh stop callin me a cheap koala and let me rub your butt pls :((((

ya my butt is sore pls rub it :—) 

[daehyunxcr]

-twerks and crawls up his leg and pokes his big butt-

who said i had a big bUTT 

god dam it 

[daehyunxcr]

Yes, twig. -ruffles his hair- NOP YOU DON'T GET YOUR MONEY BACK SORRY OPAP YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RUINED MY STAGE....

how am i a twig i dont understand???

ILL HAVE U KNOW I HAVE A SIX PACK AND THESE GUNS OK

i didn’t ruin your stage 8(

[taemsss]

-looks into the distance- Samgyeopsal... oh! -shakes her head and turns back to the male, smiling- That sounds so good right now. I haven't had meat in a while, actually. Just a lot of salad.

-shakes his head- Ah, I don’t know how I’ll live without meat. I’m happy that I don’t need to diet…How would I survive…?

[daehyunxcr]

Sorry I don't know who the nugu is here but it definitely is not me -flips hair- GIVE MY CUSTOMERS BACK TO ME YOU CHEAP HUMAN

you’re the only nugu here

no can do mang gtfo

I’M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY SUCCESS 

LIKE LOOK AT ALL THE NEAT STUFF I’VE LEARNED SINCE I’VE BECOME A STRIPPER

[daehyunxcr]

-stabs you- STOP TWITCHING GOSH... you are messing up my swag. 5 dolla not enough who u tink u r why do I even talk to you, Daehyun. PSH OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A GIRLFRAND (called not-cheesecake)

(/covers himself with a shield) YOU CAN’T JUST TELL ME TO STOP TWITCHING I DO WHAT I WANT. …..what swag u have no swag u have no game swag level -34234234 idk ur talking to me now so oNCE YOU’RE IN YOU CAN NEVA GET OUT. I’M STILL CONFUSED WHAT

[daehyunxcr]

I told you to notice me, you little twig. -throws you on the ground and dancing on you- Oh man oh man, a new stripper stage for me

Did you just call me a twi- (/fake sobs while on the ground) WHAT KIND OF STRIPPER STAGE IS THIS. I DEMAND REFUND.