✆#&%ツ♀
✆ MORNING TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :
— ‘TONY’
— ‘WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP’
— ‘You promised you’d help me develop my costume!!’
# RANDOM TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :
— ‘ok but how did I just realise that the Empire Strikes Back basically includes incest’
& LOVING TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :
— ‘Uncle Tony you’re pretty cool okay.’
— ’PLEASE never tell anyone I said that.’
% CURIOUS TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :
— ‘Wait so that time you basically didn’t have a fully functioning heart, how the heck did you even function?’
ツ EXCITED TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :
— ‘AHHH H H H HH HHH H H H H HHH’
— ‘SUMMER’S COMIN SOONNN!!’
♀ HEARTBREAKING TEXT sent to IRON UNCLE :
— ‘Honestly if I could I would’ve sacrificed myself for mom. She deserved to live with dad.’
@cheaptriickscheesyoneliners
