#check yo'self

[surpass-the-gods-blog]

Well it was nice of you to let me post icons for like twenty minutes, Tumblr, but why’d you have to start being lame again?

[detective-terrible-detective]

I was looking through the issue of People's Magazine that had the list of most beautiful people, and I was shocked and appalled to find that I wasn't included :///

[godzillafan420]

Honestly “You’ve told me this a million times.” is such a rude thing to say tbh. Like, its not like I tell only one person a fact and then never say it to anyone else. So I've told a bunch of people this one thing, and I can’t keep track of what shit I've told to people before, You could say “Oh I think you've told me this before” , and that would be it like “Oh I have? Cool I won’t tell you again.” instead of being aggressive. 

[popthebubblegumheart]

I see you plotting

sound-is-viibration I see you on tumblr when you should be doing your theory midterm!

[awkwardborderingawesome]

And now he's bathing in it. Happy new year guys XD

[lostlegendaerie]

*sighs and goes to get more Chroma Shells for the Rainbow Cannon*

RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

excuse me we're pale, not pail

[swamp-bitch]

I remember this one time I went to a Green Day concert and I was in the pit area smoking a joint and this white family behind me was like, "We have a kid with us." and I'm just standing there like but that's not my problem and I kept puffing on that shit and then Green Day came on and the pit got soooo crazy. Idk, I'd be more concerned about having a kid in the PIT in the first place rather than someone (among MANY others) smoking pot. Like, the definition of a "green day" is an entire day spent smoking pot, and you brought your whole family to see this band live. 

Oh, and at one point I turned around and the family had on DOCTOR MASKS, HAHAHAHAHA. Ya'll don't belong at a concert.