Whitegirl^2

Demi godlord composer!! 🎶jazzysaidshutup🎶

[shencomix]

[bogleech]

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

[espikvlt]

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

[rainydayshea]

that took a sharp left

[draculas-red-chamber]

[recaption]

[mingrose]

Let’s all say white people things.

[thoodleoo]

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

[thoodleoo]

like

marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time

[anneapocalypse]

I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

[biodead-on-the-biobed]

I Didn’t Know This Ship Existed Previously But Now I’m In Hell: the sequel

[liaragaming]

I Used To Hate This Ship, What Have You Done?!: the third installment

[greentrickster]

I Ruined Myself With This Ship And Now I’m Taking You All Down With Me: a memoir

[lenelene]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

[naik2seki]

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

[dcmultiverse]

[exhalist]

When your laptop dies without giving you the low battery warning: 

[lingling40hrs]

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[memes-r-memes]

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

[paramud]

The hardest drug I can picture John Mulvaney doing is a bottle of tums

[protempore11]

[rumwik]

I think NES stands for “No! Eep! Stop!”

[leondore]