So, first of all, I've said in a previous answer that "the smallest Kaiju are 60 meters, which is the size of the Statue of Liberty, minus the pedestal" and the biggest are 2000 meters. This range only pertains to Kaiju employed in the Darkworld Navy. In our home dimension, most of us are around my scale, in the 1000-2000 meter range, but some are smaller than 50 meters, and some are bigger than 3000! It's a lot more rare, though.
Now, let's talk math.
Side-on size comparisons like this are helpful, but they can be deceptive sometimes. In general, things appear way bigger in real life than they do in a side-on size comparison like this. A two-story house is relatively huge, explorable.
Anyway, now let's examine a 60-meter Kaiju.
To a 60 meter Kaiju, humans look about an inch tall, and a house is like a milk crate. But an inch is very handleable, I'd bet you handle things smaller than that all the time without thinking about it.
Now, to a 500-ish meter Kaiju like Mint, a two-story house is half an inch tall. so a human is still somewhere in the 1/8th of an inch ballpark! That's still doable for those of us Kaiju with digits instead of hooves. Plenty of bugs are smaller than that.
And I'm about three times as tall as Mint, so even I wouldn't call humans specks! 2 millimeters, is the closest reasonable approximation. Basically, I can still discern details in humans, gestures, the works. And with cooperation and careful movement, I can even handle you practically, too!
Ahem.
Whew, that was a lot.
As for the "me" answer, I won't get into specifics, but I like humans quite a bit! Aside from the Commander, I also have a few human friends, and even unfamiliar people are fun to interact with! I can feel you and chat just fine! We Kaiju still see you as significant, that's why we're helping out in the first place! That, and the rewards are really fun~
Feel free to ask for details later! I'd love to get into specifics about how I handle and interact with you lil folks! :3
Well, I can't be certain. After all, part of the reason I've been appointed to Media Outreach in the first place would logically HAVE to be to increase positive sentiment among humans about the presence of Kaiju. And the Darkworld Navy's efforts to encourage people to like us didn't start with hiring ol' Saffron to run a blog, y'know! That's the whole reason we do Photoshoots.
However, statistically, I should hope the answer is yes! After all, since Darkworld's got a bustling population of over 65300 billion humans (over 8000 times that of Earth!), there are so many people that some of them have GOTTA love us and have a favorite.
That said, from what documents I have access to, I can tell you that smaller Kaiju get called for more Photoshoot shifts than larger Kaiju, likely due to the added difficulty of working with too much size. Thus, the fleet's most popular Kaiju are probably Corvettes and Destroyers, which are smaller and do Patrols closer to shore. That said, I had a friend who told me about getting stuck over a downtown area once and had crowds cheering for her.
But, I digress. My job, from what I understand, is to make sure the answer to that question becomes "yes!", so if there's any question I can answer for you that would make you a fan, I'm all ears!
