#cohost crosspost

[evil-jennifer-hamilton-wb]

Sayeon Lee, from Hand Jumper.

[mawgasp]

how the fuuuuuck am I supposed to be productive when I'm this biteable? Just thinking about being bitten is fucking doing things to me right now I fucking can't someone please bite me please

[niccamon]

The state of new bioshock is interesting because we have TWO new bioshocks in the ring. On one hand, there's ken levine's new project, Judas. And on the other hand, there's the currently unannounced bioshock four

both new projects have something big potentially working against them. bioshock 4's thing is that it IS a sequel and it has to reconcile being the fourth one in a series. it has to justify itself being in the same running as BS1, BS2, and infinite, which is SUCH a dicey place for you to be

judas, on the other hand, theoretically has a lot less bogging it down. But it seems to be pretty damn bioshock from a guy who said that he's doesn't want to be "the bioshock guy". but he's not just 'the bioshock guy', hes also the 'both sides are bad' guy. the 'infamously can't decide on a direction to stick with' guy. and thats the real thorn weight judas down i think

[ask-carrier-kaiju]

About Our Tiny Fans

Well, I can't be certain. After all, part of the reason I've been appointed to Media Outreach in the first place would logically HAVE to be to increase positive sentiment among humans about the presence of Kaiju. And the Darkworld Navy's efforts to encourage people to like us didn't start with hiring ol' Saffron to run a blog, y'know! That's the whole reason we do Photoshoots.

However, statistically, I should hope the answer is yes! After all, since Darkworld's got a bustling population of over 65300 billion humans (over 8000 times that of Earth!), there are so many people that some of them have GOTTA love us and have a favorite.

That said, from what documents I have access to, I can tell you that smaller Kaiju get called for more Photoshoot shifts than larger Kaiju, likely due to the added difficulty of working with too much size. Thus, the fleet's most popular Kaiju are probably Corvettes and Destroyers, which are smaller and do Patrols closer to shore. That said, I had a friend who told me about getting stuck over a downtown area once and had crowds cheering for her.

But, I digress. My job, from what I understand, is to make sure the answer to that question becomes "yes!", so if there's any question I can answer for you that would make you a fan, I'm all ears!

[niccamon]

bioshock infinite is really interesting in the ways that it's bad. Obviously there's the both sides racism issue, which goes something like this: Booker and Elizabeth declare that the Vox, the revolutionary group, is just as bad as the guys who've been oppressing them because of how fucked up and violent their revolution has turned out to be. obviously i don't need to say why this is a bad conclusion for them to come to and for them to say out loud, but it's doubly absurd because Booker has been gruesomely murderinging hundreds of dudes this entire time, and will continue to do so

something interesting is that burial at sea's pre fall rapture and columbia when the game starts are like, fine. shit definitely sucks but its something adjacent to stable, right? While the interesting thing about bioshock 1's setting is that all of the big moves have already happened. Everything is already ruined completely and you're here just in time to fight for the scraps

[niccamon]

yesterday i also got a mozza burger with the poutine, and while the mozza burger IS good, it and the poutine together are a little too much to stomach at once. i think im going to try and get a buddy burger to compliment the poutine next time i gotta be eating there

the next time i go to a&w i think im gonna get a poutine and a buddy burger and see how that feels. cause the thing about the poutine is that while it is really good, its also like 2/3rds of a full meal. so ideally you're getting something else that fills in that last third

[niccamon]

had a poutine from a&w during my lunchbreak yesterday and for some reason it was extra yummy compared to all the other times ive had a&w poutine

i think if you go to a standalone restaurant and they give you your poutine in one of those ceramic things then that adds a least a couple of big points to yumminess

[mawgasp]

I want a milf who looks like Ric Flair Melanoma mommy will you touch me right there? I get all cute and desperate when you pull my hair Suck you silly in the tanning booth, never come up for air

I want a milf who looks like Daniel Craig Got me down so bad I think I have the plague Madame makes me get down on my knees and beg For the kind of love that gets a woman tried at the Hague

I want a milf who looks like Neil deGrasse Tyson in the bedroom, she likes to bite my ass Dress me up like a nun, take me to Mass Try your best to fuck me til I'm all out of sass

I want a milf who looks like John Candy Liquor in the front, baby, you can call me Brandy Whipping up sex on the beach where it's sandy "Fuck drunk" is her modus operandi