I make cheese, with such ease,
They are good as the knees of bees!
So many to taste with much haste,
be it hard, soft or a paste!
In the mood-a for some gouda?
Or something better, perhaps cheddar?
Want it old, or somewhat new?
How about white or maybe bleu!
Need a slice, or a wheel,
I can make a tasty deal!
My brie is like a dream,
made fresh with a dab of cream!
And if a bit of mold you can bear,
then have a bite of camembert!
But the best that I do, is the finest of marzu
Just always be sure to chew or else it will be eating you!
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Learned about Casu marzu and just had to do something with it. So here is a cheese-maggot monster named Marzi. Technically she is the maggot with the chef's hat, she just controls the whole cheesy golem with the help of her siblings. With their help, she makes some of the finest cheeses in the land, and is always happy to break out into song so that she can tell her customers about her wide variety. Unfortunately not many stick around to hear the whole thing, but she doesn't really notice, as she is busy trying to figure out what rhymes with brocciu.
