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Q: Tell me more about being a "vegetarian of your race." Why?

Yan: I do not eat humans because of my beliefs. I am left with fish, animal meat, sometimes vegetables and fruits. Milk and cheese make my tummy hurt, but...

THEY TASTE SO GOOD

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Some day, you will be hit with a piece of sliced mozzarella cheese. I will be the one who threw it

IS THAT A THREAT??

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Imagine a scenario where you are drinking milk. Suddenly, some of it spills onto your shirt! “Oh well,” you think, “I’ll just wash it later!”

Hours pass, and you still haven’t washed your shirt. You are getting very hungry. As you remember the milk on your shirt, you realize that you can make cheese from your shirt!

You spend the next hour and a half dunking all your clothing in milk. You are completely nude, but it’ll be worth it! Next, you lay out your clothes on the lawn in the hot 90°F weather. You cover your wardrobe in the [insert ingredients needed to make cheese] and wait for the “cheese” to finish!!

Hour(s) later, your “cheese” is ready!! You eat your clothing happily, feeling fulfilled with yourself.

Three days after the “cheese” incident, you’re watching TV when you realize: you had forgotten a very important detail of the milk that had spilled onto your shirt.

When you spilled the milk on your shirt, it seeped through the fabric and into your skin! Being the discord user you are, you hadn’t spent any time in the sun like your entire wardrobe and you hadn’t showered in weeks. Therefore, the milk stayed hidden in your skin.

Over the weekend, your milk skin grows moldy. You look like the living embodiment of JK Rowling’s mold wall (you also find yourself tweeting transphobic nonsense from this point on).

The question is: Would you eat the mold for free, or surgically remove it for thousands of dollars?

@alltheoutcasts

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