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JatP Fever Dream Recap
Whoo baby. How far back do you want me to go with this?
The Hat Man legends were born. See this post for further information.
Cheesecake discourse struck on a midnight hour splitting the fandom down the middle. It was war. Things got ugly. No one escaped unscathed.
Cheesecake discourse soon morphed into zipper discourse, or as it's more commonly known, Ziscourse. There was a Zedding and it was beautiful.
The OC Conrad Reggie was born out of spite and love by @soemthingsparkly. He's an asshole and he's based off of concept Reggie and Conrad is Reggie's cousin. (None of this is canon). Also he has a troll ask blog @conradconreg.
This happened:
In a brief pause of relevation @reggiesjams managed to create this blank meme filter:
Examples on how it can be used:
I turned this screenshot from Unsaid Emily into a meme filter (og from tyler kare's ig page):
Here's a few ways you can use it:
Out of Ziscourse the Age of Zowen gripped the fandom and we all played an irl game of Among Us to figure out who maddie and Owen are. (Mads has confirmed she's on Tumblr but hasnt released her url, Owen has neither confirmed nor denied this statement.)
At this point everyone's given up and as a collective JatP Tumbkr has decided we are all Owen.
Step dad Caleb and Ernesto happened, ask @alexthedrummerboy and @hacker-willie-manifesto for more info on that. Honestly I slept through most of it.
Basically the 18+ discord is made up of a bunch of mildly popular jatp blogs who share one collective braincell and use it to start random discourse because we're losing our minds waiting for the s2 announcement.
@thesevenumbrellas @reggiesjams @soemthingsparkly @reggiehasadhd @willexx and anyone else who sees this, did I miss anything? I feel like a lot more stuff that happened than just this.
Jatp tumblr has been quiet recently what happened did y'all finally find Owen?? Did you realize that Alex's zants or Reggie's zlannel could've been way worse?? Did you make a peace treaty with the pro and anti cheesecake leaders?? The quiet is suspicious fess up
alright ky, i have to know... where do you stand on the cheesecake discourse
Okay I don’t know why I’m suddenly being involved. The amount of content I’ve created for this fandom is so small I didn’t think I’d be noticed, but somehow even I’m being attacked during this war to end all wars. Thanks a lot @thesevenumbrellas
Also, I must apologize to @soemthingsparkly because I wish I could stand with you on this but...
Really just breaking my heart I came here for a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked rn
the only crime against humanity I’ve committed over the last 24 hours was taking part in the unprecedented cheesecake discourse (aka: cheesecake gate 2020)
I regret my participation and hope that all who were involved and those who suffered casualties in during the war can forgive me - and if not forgive then to be gentle with their condemnation
Yes this is based on the cheesecake gate of 2020. Also this is really bad but I'm just leaving it as it is aoettjkwkkk.
When Julie finds out Luke hates cheesecake she decides to take matters into her own hands and bake her mom's world famous cheesecake, determined to change his mind.
Julie watched as Alex and Reggie bantered back and forth. It always got like this when Luke wasn't there to act as a middle man. Most of the time their blabbering conversation passed right over her head as she scribbled down song lyrics… until she heard Reggie say something that didn't settle quite right. "I'm sorry did I hear that correctly? There's something that exsists that Luke hates more than Trevor Wilson?" Julie asked, giving up on the melody she was trying to play. She turned around and crossed her arms. Reggie and Alex both instantly grew more anxious (more so on Reggie's part, Alex was always anxious). Reggie bounced on his heels, his arms wrapped tightly around his body as Alex placed anxiously behind him.
"Uh… yeah, I guess so." Reggie said quietly, like he let something slip about Luke Julie wasn't supposed to find out. Julie glanced at Alex, then narrowed her eyes at Reggie.
"Tell me," Julie ordered. If there was something Luke hated more than the man who stole his songs Julie couldn't help but be curious about who it was. Reggie screwed his mouth shut, shaking his head furiously.
"Nope, we can't do that. Luke will kill us if he finds out we even so much have thought about it." Alex muttered, pulling off his sweatshirt when he started to sweat through it. Julie heaved a sigh before closing the distance between her and Alex, gently placing her hands on his shoulders.
"Alex breathe," Julie said, watching Alex carefully for any signs of further panic. Luckily he got it under control before it got worse. "Now. What does Luke hate more than Trevor Wilson?" Alex avoided her eyecontact, muttering the answer under his breath. "Alex you need to talk louder," Julie said apologetically, "I can't hear you."
"Luke hates cheesecake…" Alex mumbled, his cheeks heating up pinker than his sweatshirt. "Always has, Bobby did too but the idiot went vegan for six months so he had a valid excuse." Julie let out a snort of disbelief, but when she looked at Reggie she could tell they weren't lying.
"Luke hates Cheesecake?" Julie asked, a plan formulating in her mind. Reggie frowned, his eyebrows furrowing together in confusion.
"What are you planning?" Reggie asked when Julie turned back around and scribbled down her idea. Both of her boys poofed next to her to read over her shoulders.
"You want to trick Luke into eating cheesecake?" Alex said with a snort, his voice ridden with disbelief. "Phat chance of that happening. The last time Luke ate cheesecake he was at Gerald from fifth grader's house and he got sick."
"Please, twenty bucks says I can get Luke to eat cheesecake by the end of the day," Julie said ripping the sheet of paper out of her notebook. She scribbled down her mom's mouth drooling cheesecake recipie from memory. Reggie exchanged a look with Alex before shrugging.
"Not like we have anything to loose, right Alex?" Reggie asked. For some reason Alex tended slightly and Reggie apologized saying, "too soon?" Alex nodded,
"Way too soon man. I don't think it's ever not going to be too soon." Turning to Julie the drummer held out his hand. "If you can get Luke to eat cheesecake by the end of the day you'll get twenty bucks from the both of us." Reggie let out a squawk of protest, whacking Alex's hand down before Julie could shake it.
"Dude Julie's just gonna bat her eyelashes and Luke's going to crumble. I love him but he's always been weak." Reggie said, refusing to let Alex shake Julie's hand. Julie rolled her eyes crossed her arms, glaringly at the bassist.
"Don't you want to see Luke taken down a peg or two? He's said no to Home Is like, five times already. Reggie, your country music is good. I don't care if it's not our usual sound," Julie said, grinning when Reggie himself finally took her hand in his.
"You got yourself a deal Molina," Reggie said before pulling Julie in for a hug. Julie pushed out of Reggie's hold with a smile stretched across her face. She reached up to pat his spongy hair before skipping off to start making her mom's cheesecake from scratch. Reggie watched Julie walk off and nudged Alex's shoulder with his elbow. "I hope you got twenty bucks somewhere in here cause we're both going to lose." Reggie said before poofing to the house to watch Julie cook.
Julie spent the afternoon preparing everything and trying to keep Luke out of the kitchen: which proved to be a more difficult task than it was worth. He'd sneak a small handful of chocolate chips when she wasn't looking, or swipe a finger in her frosting bowl. She's end up hitting him with her spatula before he poofed away. It took her an hour to figure out how her mom used to do everything because when the chocolate cheesecake was done it looked absolutely perfect. "Oh yeah, we're so going to loose," Reggie said, poofing into the room, leaning on the back of a chair at her kitchen table. Julie grinned at him wickedly, letting him and Alex both sneak a slice of the cheesecake before Luke saw it.
"Def'ly 'oose," Alex said with a full mouth. Julie rolled her eyes and handed him a napkin.
"What are you guys eating?" Luke asked, appearing directly next to Julie, eyeing the cheesecake warily. Julie shrugged and innocently placed the cake within Luke's arm's reach. Reggie and Alex both poofed out of the room before Julien could say anything. Cowards, Julie thought, her anger hidden behind the same smile she gave him when they sang together. Luke glanced down at the cheesecake suspiciously, like it was a snake coiled up ready to strike. "Jules what's you spend an hour baking?" Luke asked, trying to hide how uncomfortable he'd gotten.
"I found a box of my mom's old recipes. This is supposed to be her world famous cheesecake but I think I messed up…" Julie said, trying to sound disappointed in herself. On cue Luke's instincts kicked in and he wrapped his arms around her.
"I'm sure it's not that bad Jules. It's cheesecake, how hard is it to screw up?" Luke asked. Julie sighed dramatically, turning around in his arms.
"If only there was someone who could taste test it for me," Julie said, pouting her bottom lip out. Luke scratched the back of his head, taking a step away from the table.
"Well uh. I can go find Reg or Alex for you if you want… they both love cheesecake for some unholy reason." Luke stammered, trying to come up with a reason why he couldn't test it himself. Julie just took a step closer to him, holding a little bite on a fork.
"Oh come on Luke, it's just a little cheesecake. Nothing to be afraid of," Julie promised, slowly guiding the fork closer to Luke's mouth. Luke gently wrapped his hand over hers and leaned down to take the bite of cheesecake. Julie waited to see if he would actually swallow it before raising to her toes to place a kiss on his chin.
"Thanks Luke! Reg and Alex owe me twenty bucks," Julie exclaimed, pushing past him to run to the studio to claim her victory.
"I'm sorry Reggie and Alex what?!" Luke yelled after her, chasing her to the studio.
