the cheesecourse is upon us.
this started as a joke. then i took it seriously. thank you to the zukka nation for this monstrosity, i love you all, i’m sorry to everyone who had to witness this (@cqjalm sash i’m so sorry shhjd)
@voidcenturyscholar (its not letting me tag u?? offensive.) @klabautermanns @firelord-zuzu-the-jerkbender @enby-toph and ali who does not have a tumblr but is just as valid <3
aang: is vegan. no cheese for him. valid of him.
katara: is lactose intolerant bc there's no dairy in the swt. she tries cheese at some point and does not like it. no cheese for her. valid.
sokka: also lactose intolerant, but this boy LOVES cheese. he will Suffer for the cheese. he eats cheese with every meal and Suffers for it but he doesn't care bc cheese good. all the cheese. every cheese. mild? loves it. spicy? loves it (some sort of semi-soft cheese with a fire flake topping? Yes Please) anyway he's more mad about being lactose intolerant than he is about being the only nonbender, so he invents lactose-free cheese. king.
toph: she's a bougie bitch. she's a cheese snob. she grew up eating the finest cheeses the earth kingdom could provide. she loves Stanky Cheese, mainly because that way she can get a lot of her senses involved, not just taste. so valid.
zuko: he used to be a cheese snob, but living on a ship and then being a refugee and then being with the gaang changed that. he likes a good mild cheese tho. he's had too many experiences with Mould Cheese from living on a boat that he can't stand anything with a smell. so valid. except he unironically likes those peely cheese sticks so he's not as valid lol
suki: cheese-neutral. she'll eat cheese, but she doesn't particularly go for the fancy stuff. from @klabautermanns, "suki what kind of cheese do you like?" "i... i don't know... i guess the yellow one?" valid af.
jet: from @firelord-zuzu-the-jerkbender, "eat the rich instead of the cheese"- jet, when sokka is suffering after eating 5 blocks of cheese. he eats the inside of the brie and puts the rind back on the cheese platter. he eats babybell cheese, wax and all. not valid, never valid, disgusting.
azula: massive cheese snob. the more opulent the better. the spicier the better. she has a texture issue, so only hard cheeses. she ate kangagoat cheese once and it had fruit in it and that put her off kangagoat cheese forever. she's valid.
pianjeong: oh you KNOW these bougie bitches are snobs. jeongjeong likes stanky cheeses whereas piandao likes more mild, but bc they love each other so much they work around it and meet in the middle and also surprise each other with the other's preferred cheeses sometimes and its so valid.
ozai: blue cheese. not valid. cheese should not have mould on it, but alas, his cheese is as mouldy as his personality.
pakku: cheezwhiz. urgh. he eats those squares of packet american cheese with the plastic on. urgggghhhhh.
