#cheez

[cigarettemommy]

My cat has turned into a hoover-like freak over the past several months I don’t know what his deal is…. He always liked people food (selectively) but was good about only eating what we shared with him; now he’s constantly sneaking on the counters to lick anything and everything he can find… completely indescriminately…. He stole an entire piece of ham (1” strip) from behind me while I was cooking today… worse than a dog since he’s silent and can jump on all surfaces…. He’s almost 13 I guess he’s decided he can get away with anything he wants to (& he’s right. there is no punishment involved bc I love him).

[cigarettemommy]

Can’t remember if I told yall I found this for free on the side of the road unopened with some other items that were very much giving “recent break up” and I’ve just been sitting on it for months. Very glad I waited to crack it because it’s been a fun valentines-adjacent project. Built 4 roses last night. Could have done all of them but want to savor the experience 😌

[cigarettemommy]

Where has the time gone??

[agapi-kalyptei]

i don't know why my stupid face decided to go stupid grocery shopping in stupid December

[cigarettemommy]

Is your cat as obsessed with you as mine is with me?

[trenchkissingboys]

The poor man’s charcuterie board fear me and behold my power

[librarydruid]

I am going to preface this with saying I don't actually let my cat outside when my dad is doing yard work.

My dad has learned that my cat thinks the riding lawnmower is some kind of giant animal that he needs to protect the house from. So he'll ride by my room a couple more times than he really needs to so Cheez can "chase" him from window to window and I think it is adorable