Back on my Bullshit with the Animal-Shaped Food Souls
A Bloody Mary taking the form of a beautiful white Saluki; sighthounds bred for the hunt. She can chase down and tear up any prey, including humans. Being a dog means she’s always at the perfect angle to go for the throat.
A Steak shaped like an ox. Self-explanatory.
On that note, Milk Souls choosing to be cows. Much easier.
German Shepherd Pretzel. Good doggo. Not a big fan of Croissants though.
Brownies who just give up on fixing their masters’ bullshit and become cats. Bow down to your feline overlord, bitch.
Whiskeys being literal snakes.
A B-52 who is a literal dragon.
Vodkas deciding they’d do their jobs better as polar bears, snow leopards or Siberian tigers.
A Sanma Shioyaki who would like to be a cat, but would still like to fight. So they become a giant kitten.
Foie Gras is a swan. She’ll break your legs.
American Corn Bread scouring the skies as an eagle.
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Minestrone looks the type to enjoy being an asshole goose. I don’t accept criticism on that one.